Yeah, that's a good one. There's a pretty funny quote in episode 23 said by Pad (the girl who Excel helps; in English). She has to fight off a once big tough guy who Excel had turned into a cute (but disturbing!) female cat character.
"You may be all cute and cuddly on the outside, but inside you're still a bastard!! I'm gonna clean your clock!"
Another is from Excel in episode 3 when she's trying to escape from the Guerilla soldiers.
"Hi everyone! How have you been? As you can see, I'm in a pretty terrible predicament. I've kinda sorta tresspassed a little bit and they've imprisoned and interrogated me. I have not been given the right to be silent. I have not been given the right to call an attorney. It's been a 24 hour torturefest with no explanation. They keep mentioning spies and secrets and things like that, but a guerilla war in such a remote area such as this is so totally unrealated to someone like me, who serves Lord Ilpalazzo. But why can't they understand that? Why can't we all just get along? (Excel getting electrocuted in the background: That's good! A little higher please!) Oh! A lot of others were caught too, same as me, and I made some friends as well, but... their numbers kinda dwindle as the days go by. Once Lord Ilpalazzo and I have accomplished our conquest of F city, perhaps there is a need to purge an entire country or two. I mean I'm not bitter, but goddamn! Well, that's pretty much what's been going on! Its' been fun, but I can't stay here too long and inconvienence Lord Ilpalazzo. And so, as you can see, I am independantly carving my way home, especially since I keep finding things that are difficult to comment on..."
That's a rather long quote... sorry. ^^
Another later on in that same episode by one of the soldiers to Excel:
"You have the right to breathe. You have the right to blink freely. You have the right to pick your nose."
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TheOptimizer
20 years ago
I love when Excel and Hyatt are going to be teachers and Excel finishes her rant on polyester: "Excel is looking stylish"
"I'm Nabeshin my afro suits me. It's easy to clean, just wash it once. The babes all like it cause it's fluffy, I like it cause I don't have to brush. Shaggy and curly and frizzy and messy, My afro do is the bast for me. I'm Nabeshin and the chicks dig me. It's a doo-whop doo-whop doo-whop doo-whop diddy diddy diddy diddy day!...."
"Excel is hearing sounds, but understanding them no clue."
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