One of us is wearing a pushup bra

That's a lot of nuts...

We trained him as a joke on purpose LMAO



Maybe not verbatim, but it was super funny.

"Guys like you don't die on toilets." Mel Gibson-Riggs, Lethal Weapon

my nipples look like mik duds

But first, a joke: what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?

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"I'm sorry, but.." is a self-contained lie.

Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal, or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel.

"Badgers? Badgers?? We don't need no stinking badgers!"