I don't know why I laughed so hard at the line "Behold the symbols, one over here the other, over there". It was so stupid I guess b/c it sounded like they were too lazy to give the factions names, so they were like meh over here and then that one over there and then "tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger...bird birdy birdy.
share"That's a lot of nuts" LOL, the delivery was hilarious.
"Chosen one!" "I'm coming" then the tiny net, LOL.
"Guys like you don't die on toilets." Mel Gibson-Riggs, Lethal Weapon
Oh yeah, "your clothes are red!", "your clothes are black..."
share"That's a lot of nuts!," is my favorite line in the movie.
I also enjoy Master Tang, "Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito.."
And the two ventriloquists, one swings a bit more, one swings a bit less.
I agree with the "That's a lot of nuts!".
I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.
I have a drawer containing nuts in my shop. I made a label that says "That's a lot of nuts!"
I watch a lot of old classic kung fu movies and the "That's a lot of nuts" line is based on a lot of the lines that random old men characters say. For no reason, whatsoever, these old men yell their lines. Or at least the voice actors they've dubbed over them. They'll make you laugh no matter what the line is. It's like why are they yelling?
In one movie, Gordon Liu's character is looking for a Paper Doll store. He runs into an old man at his shop and asks if this is the paper doll store. The old man looks up and yells "PAPER DOLL STORE OVER THERE!" and points.
This happens in a lot of movies and you'll notice them more after hearing the Nuts line.
That's interesting. Didn't know that, but, yea, that line is just funny.
"Guys like you don't die on toilets." Mel Gibson-Riggs, Lethal Weapon
The only thing funnier than that line is the face the chosen one gives him when he takes the nuts.
shareWhen Wimp Lo says "I'm a man too you know. I go pee pee standing up."
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"I'm sorry, but.." is a self-contained lie.
"Neo...bum bum....sporin...bum bum bum".
shareI luv Evil Betty's lines right before he squares off against the Chosen One.
"I spank you as a baby, I'll spank you now Bitch!"
"When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you!"
I can't begin to list all of them...
"Where does it hurt?"
"Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot."
"This is Wimp-Lo. We trained him wrong. As a joke."
"Weeoooweee, I am one horny little honey!"
"He stands atop a waterfall, swinging a chain."
*cuts to Master Betty on a waterfall swinging a chain*
"Swinging my chain, swinging my chain..."
I could do this all day.
"And then he killed the dog" [fartsssssssss] wimper
"You guys go that way, I will go home"
[chokes on a second moth] "What are the odds of that happening twice?"
"Her shyness will pass soon" [flashes] "see!"
[after the four guys beat up Kung pow] "Don't tell mom"
Master: "I will not train you."
Chosen One: "I implore you to reconsider."
Master: "....Okay."
and,
Ling (about her father): "I can't believe he's dead. Except for his hair, and nails...he's all dead."
I don't know why, but that slays me every time
The Master chocking on not one, but TWO Moths..and his "what are the odds?" line...lol
OMG, the ventreloquist song cracks me up EVERY time!
"he carries a basket, he carries paper roll, and we don't have cysts. But one thing is for sure my friends, we are ventriloquists."
Then after their beating:
"We are both ventriloquists but now we're upside down. I swing a bit more. i swing a bit less. But we both swing if you know what I meannn"
So stupidly FUNNY! I never get tired of this flick!
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Im gonna punch you in the cooter, I swear to God!
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