Best line...


When jack pulls off that dudes tongue from the pole and says, "Cowatonga"

so awesome...

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lol the best line is clearly when manners decides to be a hero again and when someone calls him manners he looks at them with his one eye and says 'its agent manners' and then reloads his water gun filled with antifreeze. its just ridiculously briliant

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Photographer: Sorry, we've lost the excitement.
Bikini model: Huh?
Photographer: I'm getting a zero on the Nipply Meter.
Bikini model: Oh. (proceeds to put ice cubes on her breasts)

PURE GOLD!

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I liked the line just after he kills the guys in the dingy, something like "slashing through the raft, thank you for the nose, I'm off to the island".

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Sounds like something Jim Wynorski would say.

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: So your going undercover dressed as a detective?

: It's what we at the Bureau call a reverse double negative.

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Defenitely "ooh tongs I'm so scared, I don't know whether to s*** myself or grab the barbecue sauce"

second would be "dont you know how much this s*** stings, and I swallowed it"

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After they try to kill the baby snowman in the blender, "That was fun!" It's voice was hilarious.

*beep* I just killed a whole *BEEP* sheriff's department!" - Sheriff Hoyt

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"20% chance of frostbite and 100% chance of death"

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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