How is it that Jack Frost part 1 could be outdone in terms of cheapness and down right shittiness? I don't know how (how it got funded, I mean), but Jack Frost 2 was a million, TRILLION times WORSE than the original!! If you have any shred of decency, taste, or self-esteem, I IMPLORE YOU, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!
Love is life.
I thought it was hilarious.
I loved those snowballs, they reminded me of that movie "Critters".
"Hi, DaDa!"
"Aww... hes so cute!"
"Kill DaDa!"
"Huh?"
"*slices dada*"
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Hail to the king, baby.
Although the baby Jacks were cute. I want one for atop my computer.
Jack's voice reminded me of Betlejuice--appropriate, as Michael Keaton was in the family-friendly Christmas version of JACK FROST, and the two moies were released about a year apart....
There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman! Buy ALMASHEOL, ye barstards!
I could not agree more.
This movie is absolutely terrible, and completely unwatchable.
Even for a b-movie, this is an embarassment. The studio's first mistake was thinking Jack Frost 1 needed a sequel. Their second mistake was funding this movie. Awful. Just Awful.
Personally, I love this movie.
Everything from the digital video to the rubber snow man suit...pure gold.
The reason this one was made was because after the first one no one could tell if they were taking it seriously or not, so they made this one, according to the Director Michael Cooney who is now better known as the writer of Identity.
alright this movie sucks....but it rules because it sucks so hard. plus, i dont see how someone who quotes the mario bros movie can call anything bad....i knew this was gonna suck when i saw the cover. its not like i tricked, which is more than i can say for other movies....like friday the 13th parts 9 and ten. or changing lanes.
IT RULES BECAUSE ITS SO BAD AND ITS DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH YOUR ASS WATCHING THIS.
if you think this is bad, go rent "santa claws"
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I loved it so much. I'm a huge fan of bad horror movies, and I laughed my ass off watching this. The bad puns, the foamy-looking snow, and the rubber snowsuit all make it a kick ass film to watch with some friends who share the same ability to laugh at bad films with you. I also recommend Evil Dead (1, 2, and 3) to anyone who liked this.
shareAgreed about Santa Claws. That was the worst Xmas 'horror" movie ever. A bunch of hags modeling for an hour for a creepy photographer, and then somebody dies, i think. It was too awful to remember.
shareWow, thanks to this now I have a new definition of bad.
shareall i can say is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
how did this get made,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hahahahahahahhaahhahaahhaahha
I think this film crossed the line of "it's so bad it's funny". One of the most hilarious films I've ever seen! And what was with all the mentions of Asahi beer!?
shareThe best was the baby snowballs. First off, you could see the seams in their plastic. Then they showed like 10 scenes of this one baby snowball sipping on a drink....but it never moved, and even the drink level never changed.
shareThe movie was downright hilarious no doubt, great film to wtach if your're in one of those playfull moods. Horror films suck so much nowadays, it's nice to see a good satrical spoof like this making fun of them.
Say hello to my little friend!
Don't ever mention The Evil Dead series with this film. The Evil Dead kicks ass, this is really, really pathetic.
sharethat was the most crappiest and cheapest movie ever....the actors need to take acting lessons...the effects were so crappy this peaice of trash needs to be burned..EVERY COPY!!!
shareYes this movie is terrible! They improved nothing from Jack Frost 1, and it looks like their budget and selection of quality actors dropped considerably lower. The only funny thing about this movie is how poorly done the acting, storyline, special effects, and just about everything else is... I guess if you're curious how bad they made this movie, then it might be worth renting. It would be in the older movie releases racks. At least a lot of Troma's b-movies are funny and witty.
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"Every once in a while I agree with the moronic public on what good music is..." (Buzz)
uhm. ya. me no like this movie. i want my time back. grrrrrrrrrrr
shareLoved it! So funny, makes me think that I could make the 3rd?? In my back garden!!
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i thought this movie was a masterpiece! the plot line was so creative and thoughtful...a snow storm on the beach? wow, if that isnt award winning screen writing, i dont know what is and dont even get me started on the script...geneous, pure geneous...the realistic acting made me really feel for these people. but the movie would be no where without the amazing special effects. the gore, the blood, the way victims arms were blown off by a single icicle, the squirting..just to die for! Talk about realistic! the cotton ball snow babies with googly eyes were just perfect renditions of what a snowman baby would look like. And so althletically talented! riding skateboards! wow, jack must be the happiest father on the side lines at all the sports events! the true accomplishments however have to be the twist in the plot when the characters arm themselves with super soakers and pots for helmets. the sheer originality and creativity needed to write such a masterpiece is truly a gift that shoudl be treasured.
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Want a good cheesy one? Rent "Ice Cream Man"
We couldn't even watch this all the way through, we had to fast forward
It could've been worse...
*watches some of the SciFi Channel Orignal TV Movies*
The rape scene was hot though.......
I loved it. its not made to impress anybody so if you dont like it then dont watch it.
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Be careful, it takes special talent to make movies this bad. Remember how Peter Jackson started out. We will hear more from Cooney.
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Watched this at 1am this morning.. and just *love*. Got to be one of the best B-grade comedy/horror romps ever... If you just take a step back from the script/editing/directing/acting flaws and appreciate the insanity of this film you shall be entertained.. though the loss of Captain Fun did lose.. a lot of the fun :( For the poster- how did they get the budget? I may be taking a WILD ICICLE stab in the dark.. but I'd say, Asahi Beer may have contributed somewhat? We counted no less then 11 extremely graphic references- the best being the "ASAHI SUPER DRY" fort at the bar during the snowball "massacre". We were waiting for a "Hey guys! Asahi Super Dry is SUPER DRY! Could THAT kill Jack Frost? Lets give it a go!" reveal.. sure woulda beat the actual ending; and you know tied in all that product placement.
Loved the snowball-baby montage.. and the fact they were all polystyrene balls. There's one shot where they are just static with straws in cocktails that looks like it's some kids tea-party...
Could have done without all the middle-aged make-outs or the "model" with those disgusting puckered lips that continue to haunt me.. but I WAS entertained :D
Also.. stay past the credits.. there is a scene that actually had us go, Ummm, that kinda creeped me out a little. I don't know why it's there. But it's worth it.
*Yes, I ate it! And! It! Was! YUMMMMMMYYYYYYY!* *creepy laugh/mouth touching*
GOLD.
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You guys have clearly not seen The House of the Dead
CRASH IS AN AWFUL MOVIE
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