Cats aren't smarter then dogs!!
They're about the same, in fact I think dogs are probably the smarter ones
At the same time cats are NOT evil like people think they are Please stop embarrassing yourselves, how can cats possibly have sneaky ulterior motives? have you seen the size of their heads?? Their brains are smaller then then tennis balls people!!
Do you know what the problem is? Humans assign human-like emotions and characteristics to non-human creatures (i.e cats and dogs)You only think cats are evil and smart because they are quiet and stare a lot.
And yes cats are affectionate too, just because they show it in a different way doesn't mean they are "snarky".
For example if I go out into my garden and call my cat's name he'll leap out of a random bush, run up to me and lie on his back purring! It's the sweetest thing you'll ever see.
I like dogs too I think they are both great pets, but dog lovers, *please* realise that perhaps you just don't understand cats well enough..
I mean look at this face!!
http://www.fiddyp.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cookielolcat2.jpg