what does the H stand for?


"Jesus H Christ"

"what does the H stand for?"

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I've never seen this film but I've asked the same question on the "Natural Born Killers" board! Some kind soul left a message to say that someone also asked the same question here. I'll keep checking back here too in the hope that someone will give us the answer.

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hahaha

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Jesus' middle name is Homer. It's in the bible. Duh!

Actually his full name is:
Jesus Homer Christ of Greater Metropolitan Nazareth.

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thanks!

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This is just me brainstorming: Why not "Heavenly"? I don't know...

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I always assumed Holy. Haha, I don't know though.

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Hoobastank.

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lol is this a serious question?

if it's a serious question then here's the serious answer

saying Jesus Christ the way the priest said it would be a sin
so
to cheat jesus
and god
he says Jesus H Christ
therefore not using the lord's name in vain

if it's a joke question

then heres your joke answer

the H stands for God.
but don't worry it's a holy mystery that your mind just can't comprehend, you have to have faith, the H stands for God, and you can't think about it too much or you lose faith

oh man i sound like my town's deacon

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thanx, i didnt know at all

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Jesus=Je-H-ova=God=Jesus=Christ=Jesus H Christ. It's a 'math' problem. Hee.

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okay its Jesus Hitler Christ..... bunch of idiots
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im joking you idiots

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Do you want the real answer?

In older manuscripts--and by old we're talking early medieval here--the abreviation for Jesus Christ was IHC, or "Iesus Christus". The "H" was actually the greek letter "eta", meaning "the". These initials (sometimes JHC) were often put on banners in churches, leaving many churchgoers to wonder what the H stood for and thinking that "H" was Christ's middle name.

Now you know.

http://www.florilegium.org/files/NICOLAA/Xmas-art.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christogram

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THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES PARTS IN THE MOVIE!!! When he yells JESUS H CHRIST really loudly and angrily :)








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It's HALLOWED be thy name. I hope you were joking.

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Actually it's not HArold is Herald, and that's the truth.

Jesus died for his own sins; not mine.

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lol for some random reason i always thought it stood for 'hell' .. lol stupid..

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the h stands for jesus. but say it all spanish like. Hey-sus.
so its: jesus heysus christ.


your welcome.

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