Did anyone else get a hard on watching Francis and Margie make out? - The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) Discussion

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I thought I had accidently ended up at some weird sex chat room! I wonder which 'actor' gave him the woody? HA! Oh boy! Ya' find all kind's of 'weird' stuff at IMDb!

The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get!

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[–] RafPtr 19 years ago

haha that's funny i have the book but i don't feel like typing it out, i'm afraid of what u might do with it.lol

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[–] Rayza16 19 years ago

Please RafPtr! Whats so wrong about it? They are my age.

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[–] teddybomb 18 years ago

No I didn't...but then...I don't have a willy :) Hmm, seriously though, it wasn't exactly...arousing

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[–] plooky_n_random 18 years ago

BETH!!!!
I know you did :P BAHAHA!
non. It made us laff more than anything
"when you look at me..I can hardly breath"
hehe

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[–] dain_bramaged_926 16 years ago

God, this is a hilarious thread. Hahahhahahahaa. To be fair though, when I saw this movie years ago when I was like...13, I thought it was pretty sexy. I didn't get a hard on though, seeing as I'm a chick.

I get the feeling you're violating somebody's basic human rights here...

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[–] Captain_Bob 14 years ago

Very funny thread. When I was 14 I used to have secret meetings with a 16 year old girl at a similarly abandonded house in the forest near a beach. Just sneaking around and making out, figuring out our young minds and hormones, innocent toungue kissing, fumbling with nipples and trouser buttons. Then one night she suprises me with a full-on bj and, f'ing hell that blew my mind. After that it was just me saying "do that again!" and she sorta got bored and stopped showing up. Many years ago.

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[–] Dillzz 18 years ago

Well lets be honest it doest take much to get a 14 year old guy going...

Oh and I'm pretty sure the actors are like 17 in the movie...hell the Culkin kid is like 20.

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[–] Rayza16 18 years ago

So can anyone post that chapter or what?

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[–] black_boxers 18 years ago

Actually they can't. Not legally anyway. If you're really interested, go to the library.

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[–] piratepants 18 years ago

Haha you remind me of alot of other 14 year old boys I know. No, I'm not going to type up the chapter, but yes, it is much more explicit. If you liked the movie (for reasons other than the snogging) you should check out the book from the library, it's really good.

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[–] Rayza16 18 years ago

TYPE. OUT. THE. DAMN. CHAPTER. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] SnoopyDogDog 18 years ago

This is just an example of how repressed and sick american society has become. A little DESCRIPTION of FICTIONAL SEX, God dammit! and everybody acts all weird. but violence, oh boy, thats all okay, I bet if he asked you to describe the final killings in Friday the 13th, nobody would have a problem. Even after Columbine ....

Yeah.

Make war, not love.
Be a real man, go and shoot someone.
Be an american, go and shoot someone.
YOu're sick, all of ya

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[–] Rayza16 18 years ago

Ok My peaceful and non-violent brotha, I solely concur with your statements. Now please type out the dayum chapta before I get all bruce lee on yo compton ass.

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[–] barqs_94 18 years ago

ahehehehe... jus take it easy dude...

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[–] movie_guy14 18 years ago

a 14 year old boy getting a hard on watching 2 people just making out. I think thats ver sad. Its a great movie and thats a great scene but like not that great to get a hard on over

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[–] redmoney 18 years ago

god stop having a go at the guy. what he chooses to get a booner over isnt his choiceand so let him be if it does. i should think you are the repressed ones, having ago at him simply for wanting to enjoy himself.

Red Money

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[–] firefly41791 18 years ago

im 14 here too... and most other 14 yr old guys would get just as horny watching kids makeout in a movie. but given that no one's gonna type out the whole chapter, can someone just say whether or not it specifies if they have sex or not? cuz it never actuall shows clothing removal... and when he wakes up theyre both fully clothed...

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[–] sidviciouswasinnocentx 18 years ago

No, in the novel they actually do not have sex. As Francis says, "I'm too messed up to do anything right now." They do, however, do other things. The novel shouldn't only be read for this scene though, the whole thing is amazing.

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[–] GenericJoe 18 years ago

That. Was. Awesome!

Haha, seriously though, That's the most hilarious thing ever.

I've also read the book, and no, they don't have sex, but there is mutual masturbation. At least, I think that's the right term. If not, then all the while I have been using it wrong.

But I digress. For reals, read the book. You'll end up loving it for reasons other than that scene.

-Generic Joe
"We may have days; We may have hours; But sooner or later, we all push up flowers"

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[–] lesialove 18 years ago

YOU ARE MY HERO!

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[–] Nexual 18 years ago

This is one of the funniest threads I've read on IMDB.

Rayza, just thought you might have forgotten:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645 (probably SFW).

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[–] ed-pilling 9 years ago

Yes I remember when I was that age and making out in a bedroom and the fumbling of trying to make it to second base and unsure of how to undo the buttons and hooks. The only thing different is we only made out if we were in the house alone. Brothers and sisters would tattle on our parents or the girl said she felt funny making out with her brothers and sisters in the house.

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