My favourite joke was Steve Harvey talking about hating to go to church all week until he found out that church folk cussed. The killer was when "Sista Odelle" testified!!!!!!!!!!!!
shareI love when Cedric talks about a having a black president and how he would deal with the national deficit.
"Dawg, tell 'em I just ain't got it....I could put a little bit on it though! Ask em' will they take a post-dated check!!"
i like the part where steve is makin fun of the guy that left his seat and then steve took his coat.
shareHard to choose, but I like the part where Bernie Mac says that white people take a lunch break and go back to work. But black people dissapear when we go on break. So true...
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The joke that had me rolling was when Steve Harvey was talking about how music has changed. He was talking about how rappers sound in rap concerts.
shareMan there's a lot of good *beep* in this movie! xD My favourite is probably the "running" joke of Cedric, "You don't even have to pay attention to take off running!" and "Yeah *beep* so...Keith and them *run*" xD And "TAKE LISA!!!"
sharemy favorite part was the 1 where steve talks about that long ass titanic movie.
"drown his punk ass!"
"the band was still playin, as the ship went down!"
My favorite when Steve was talkin about the Titanic, and also when he talked about "Ray Ray" from the Carolina Panthers
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What happens happens and can't happen any other way
EXACTLY LOL LMAO......"GET LISA AND THEM GET LISA!!!"
I am the Walrus - Goo Goo Ga'joob
1. bernie mac joke, the up and down look from his 2 yr old niece and he was about to fight with her, he told her "bust a move", OMG that was so funny!
2. bernie mac joke, the nephew studdering turns out to be, the nephew was making fun of the school bus drivers studdering.
Cedric talking about skiing in the snow with church shoes on. That one had me rollin'.
Just Ur Insane Crazy Youngin J.U.I.C.Y.
Too many good jokes to pinpoint just one. My favorites change every time I watch it.
share"Don't be afraid of the word motherfkr"
shareBernie's sister's kids.
omfg the homosexual nephew *sum milk and cookays*
I was DYING, man I laughed so hard!
and of course the story of Sista Odelle courtesy of Mr. Steve Harvey. "I don't know how much money these *beep* think I got. Idk about you but I got *bills* at MY *beep* house..." So funny.
The Kings and Chappelle are the funniest comedians EVER.
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Steve: "What black band you know gonna stay onboard while the ship goin' down?! Kool & The Gang would have been unpluggin'! 'Wrap that *beep* up and let's go! Goddammit let's go!!'"
"Black people would have been turnin' over them tables... Held out one of them dinner napkins, let some air get into it...." (Had me rollin'!)
Bernie: "Your Honor, you mean "seperate" like "divide"? <~ HAHHAHAH!
"If I ever see this sumbitch again I'ma bust his head to the white meat I swear 'fore the Lord."
"Two... Four... and six." (Audience 'Ooooh') "Ooooh *beep* come help me babysit these *beep*
"'HOLD ON! BLACK SUMAMABITCH! What's your damn problem? Deny my son his edumacation?!' Bus driver jumped off the bus and said, 'He... AHHHHHH! He was teasin' me!!'"
"Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A." Mo from Slap Shot
I'm in tears just reading Bernie's jokes and remembering him delivering them!
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