Whats your favorite quotes from the show?

1. from "The Sad Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"-

Chickenfoot: I used to be a man, just like you. I worked in a chicken restaurant, just like you. My name is--WAS--Chewy Rodriguez. I lived, I laughed, [caresses a dog on a leash] I LOVED! But one fateful day, my destiny collided with a defective microwave oven...of DOOM! I survived, but the accident had caused an unholy fusion of man and chicken. And now, I must survive on the fringes of society, neither man, nor chicken, something in between, a...a CHICKENY-MAN!


2. from "The Nightmare Begins"-

The Tallest: Zim...you're...ALIVE??

Zim: Yes...so very alive! And full of goo. MISSION GOO.


3. from "Career Day"-

Ms. Bitters: The machine will now decide your fate...Zim, the machine says that the only career you are suitable for is--

Zim: Yes, yes...LORD OF ALL HUMANS! I will rule you all with an iron fist!

Ms. Bitters: No, Zim. The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preparation.

Zim: ...I will prepare FOOD with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you ALL with my fist! You...OBEY THE FIST!


4. from "Game Slave 2"-

Gaz: [holds a bag of batteries] Looking for these??

Iggins: I need those! Save point...so close!

Gaz: What you NEED is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is NO WAKING.

Iggins: But..........I'm a better gamer than you.

Gaz: I hope you like NIGHTMARE WORLDS!


5. from "Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery"-

Gir: I was the chubby lady hiding in the bushes.


6. from "The Most Horrible Xmas Ever"-

Mr. Sludgey: That's the story of the most horrible Christmas ever. But Zim and Dib were wrong that day. Santa wasn't destroyed, Santa lives on.

Future Tyke: In the hearts and minds of us all? Hmmm?

Mr. Sludgey: No...in space! Gathering power! And each Christmas he returns to earth, and that's why we all live in this protective dome. [alarms go off] Looks like Santa's here--RAISE THE SHIELDS, children!!!

"Hey, that's the guy! AND HE'S BACK FOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!











Get 'im!"

Soldier referring to Dib: That boy's crazy put him in one of those crazy buckets

Zim: We cannot fail, Gir. Even as a young Irken smeech my dream was to pass probing day like a slorbeast passes her young...JIGGLY!! and full of juuuice.

Turkey Neck: Chicken foot? No, I'm Turkey Neck!

Dib: Then why did you run from me?

Turkey Neck: I thought you were one of those darn kids after me lucky neck meats...they're ALLLWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY NECK MEATS. *Makes nibbling sounds and comes closer to Dib* You see these neck meats? They're lucky. *Wriggles his massive jowls and gobbles like a turkey as Dib backs slowly out of the room*

Dib (to Chickenfoot): You're not a freak, you're just stupid!

Zim: Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet?
Gir: [shouts] I do!

Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.


Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

Zim: Dib, I leave you to your..eh..
Gir: Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
Zim: Your moosey fate.
Gir: [Giggles]
Zim: A roooom...with a mooose!
Dib: Noooo!!

True power lies within.

I may have these a bit wrong, but...

Professor Membrane: There better not be any living dead up there!
Dib: No, it's okay...and I said I was sorry about that!

(Zombie robots have just smashed Dib's hard drive, destroying his evidence of Zim's...alienness)
Dib: NOOOOOOO...oh, whatever. (goes to sleep).

Zim: I'd have escaped long ago if it didn't amuse me so.
Dib: Amuses you to what?
Zim: Ah, yes. The invasion.
Dib: I didn't ask about the invasion.
Zim: You didn't? ...well, you were supposed to.

Professor Membrane: Shh shhh shh shhh! Not now son! I'm making...TOAST!

Dib: I can't let Zim get away with those...those...things he do!
Gaz: "Things he DO?" What is WITH you today?

Zim: What?! Who?! Who dares sully my normal boy head with this...this...PORK COW!?
Boy: That's a muffin!
Zim: SILENCE! Sleep well while you can...but I'll have my revenge!
Boy: But we're awake!
Zim: ....AAAAAAAAH!
(runs from room)
Dib: Heh...cool.
Gaz: Actually...that was pretty funny.

"...Raggle Fraggle."

Anything Gir Says

Screw you guys...I'm a goin' home

Zim: These waffles are pretty good. Whats in them?
Gir: Theres waffles in them
Zim: (screams)YOU'RE LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

computer: annoyed sounding* whaaaaaat?

most of girs lines.

Gaz: everything tastes like a pig

resistance leader: WHY do i keep listening to u?
guy: i dont know

tons more.. but i need to watch the shows again to remember.

H >:)
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