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Funniest son of the beach moment

posted 18 years ago by Spunkypunk51
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OK.Which episode was this?Its not part of the son of the beach set so i assume i'll be waiting on the rest of the episodes forever.Anyway, its the one where, Chip,tired of being stereotyped as a nazi, decides to give back to the community of Malibu Adjacent by opening up a camp for kids with Attention Deficit Disorder and hangs up a giant banner over the "gated" camp that says "Concentration Camp"
LMAO.so horrible, but soo funny.I prey I will one day see this episode again.

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[–] Indie_Mod 17 years ago

"Not only did Notch Johnson violate the law, but he violated the law of God. As Sam the Sham said unto the Pharohs, 'Uno, Dos, one, two, three, Quatro' which translated from Latin means.... 'Notch Johnson is a full-metal Jackass.'" - Mark Hamil

[–] themessiah442 17 years ago

yea these are all great moments, but nothing beats Rucy Roo seducing Notch Johnson....

" I will not suc- suc- cuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmb!"

[–] kevin-grove 17 years ago

3 words

saturday. night. queefer.

[–] JubJubGalifianakis 16 years ago

hHhaha yeah, the "Stoolloose" musical number from "Saturday Night Queefer"..."I just took a doody the size of a moose!"

Or "You Only Come Once" when Stinkfinger says "I expect you to die...from my lethal poopy odors.."

"I don't like having a beard! My beard hurts! It hurts!"

[–] Sickboy_4ever 13 years ago

Funnies moment was when Notch was Regina's (an actress in one episode) stunt"woman"

Just finished watching season one after not seeing it in like 7-8 years

[–] per-arvidsson 17 years ago

All the Nazi references on Chip's behalf are hilarious. My favorite is in "Chip's a Goy", where he says "Boy, if my grandfather knew I was becoming a Jew, he'd kill me!" right after asking the father if that's his "final solution". It's the little things that make this show so great! :D

[–] RaPaTTaCK 17 years ago

The first episode, where Notch has to save "the wale", but he actually wanted so save a fat woman.

[–] nickorland_1 17 years ago

"Where's my Peter?!" "Just give it about five minutes"

[–] Ryanfrom7mile 17 years ago

i thought the funniest was when the unit took on the mafia in a shoot out on the beach and Chip brought a Conan Sword instead of a gun

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[–] sthm 12 years ago

funniest part when they were in mexico and they kept saying "vajainah" and "boobeos"

[–] rrfacts 16 years ago

Bartender to GAYbraham Lincoln (Mark Harris): Hay Gabe, why are you late...?

GAYbraham Lincoln: "There was a log jam in the Lincoln Tunnel"

[–] thehalocovenant 16 years ago

"Air Supply rocks!" - Notch Johnson

"Notch-aerobics. Thirty seconds a day, once a month. And you can have a body like this." - Notch Johnson

[–] scandalous_shenanigans 16 years ago

I like all of the "What would that be like?" moments.

I like the plays on word, "BJ Blue Hawaii" and "Silence of the Clams". My favorite was "The Island of Dr. Merlot"

[–] jaytf1 12 years ago

When BJ tells Kimberlee she has an Apple computer. Kimberlee replies.."Do you know IBM?" And BJ replies....Oh I do too especially after oatmeal.

[–] THE_Tetsuo 12 years ago

"It's okay. He was hung like a white guy anyway."

"This year I'm voting Republican. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."
-Monica Lewinsky

[–] jorgito2001 11 years ago

OK, so rewatched the ENTIRE run (hadn't done so since its original airings) on DVD (thanks Shout Factory! for completing my collection) and dspite Season 3 being generally 'weaker' then S1 & 2...I about DIED laughing to the point of tears during the entire Empty The Dragon episode!!!!!!!! Its basically a Godzilla spoof (with a giant Rooster...lol), but the horrible on purpose dubbing (filmed before a similar movie, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist came out the same year) was HEE-LARIOUS!!!

Most memorable line: "Professor Taykakaka, you have the biggest c0ck I've ever SEEN!"

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I'm your average ordinary everyday, jorgeegeetooo!

[–] antti-laakkonen 11 years ago

I just love this show and its humour. Im currently watching all the episodes again and there has been so many hilarious moments.
That time when Notch lost his job and turned into a bum and Kimberly found him under the bridge and Notch goes: "im only good at blowjobs" and then Kimberly starts beating him, that moment made me lol.
And that mexico episode where that woman had to seduce Notch and was asked about Notch's equipment: "its huge, like a donkey" then the mexican guy pulls Notch pants down and goes: "where is your johnson" hahahaha

[–] Ogopogo99 10 years ago

I think it was when BJ Cummings get to chose between "hot dogs" or "tacos". Not literally of course. In the end she picked "hot dogs".

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[–] w22nuschler 9 years ago

Queefer Madness-Notch talking to David Arquette in "Retard" language and then David Arquette tells him "I'm an orphan, not a retard!" The single funniest thing I have ever seen on tv.

[–] w22nuschler 9 years ago

Queefer Madness-Notch talking to David Arquette in "Retard" language and then David Arquette tells him "I'm an orphan, not a retard!" The single funniest thing I have ever seen on tv.

[–] the_coffin 9 years ago

Doesn't he say 'No, I was one of the orphans!'
That was one of my favorite bits too