I love when the rerporter is asking to Geranium to tell her story
"I bet that squirrel was suprised Barbra."
"Sources close to the drawring say quote 'She's naked and she a'int wearin' any clothes too.'"
"I believe that my heart will go on and o...... n"
"You will curse the day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you!"
I'm nutz for POTO!
"Does anyone have a banana? Or some type of sweet fruit"
"You can't get on a life boat without a baby!"
"Captain, I wish to go unreasonably fast!"
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"SEX CHANGE GET YOUR SEX CHANGE"
guy"i'll take one"
sex change gy raises ax and brings it down again maiking guy wince
"there you go lady"
"does this life jaket make me look fat?"
and i love when it shose the car and the sign on it says "sex scene car"
"and i belive that my heeaarrt is a thuummb"
ok i have a new rule no more of these
JUMPY SPAZZY CHICKS---matt grind
Germanium: Is the ship safe?
*Designer and Captain chuckles*
Designer: If anything were to happen, there are two lifeboats.
*Music stops*
Germanium: Only two?
Designer: Yes. *Music starts* One is designed to hold 23 of the key nautical crew and myself , the other will hold the rest.
Germanium: Ehh, Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't there over two thousand thumbs onboard?
*Music stops*
Designer: *baffled* ...wow...
And
Prickle: Captain, I demand we sink faster!
Captain: What?!
Prickle: Surely we can submerge this beast with a faster clip. I shall die the fastest! Please excuse me, I am heading for the rear end. Ta-ta.
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"I'd like to help you up, but, you kind of... smell like an old person."
Anatidaephobia- the fear that some where, some how, a duck is watching you...
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Geranium: "This is where we first met!"
Jake: "Umm, Helloooooooo?"