NBC Sunday Night Mysteries

This was pathetic.

The filming, colors, acting and plot, reminiscent of something out of the seventies, not the year 2000. I was expecting Colombo or MacMillan and Wife to appear at any moment. Though, they'd have been too embarrassed to show their faces.

Spoilers but who cares. One wife who hasn't smiled since the Innsbruck Winter Olympics, forgets to tell her daughter she was nearly switched at birth and she is a sperm donor baby. The other wife is doping her step-son and killed his mother, then attempts to kill the sperm child, and the husband seems fairly okay with it all.

Plus the music... Lord have mercy... they can't practice Canon in D Major, it has to be some funeral dirge that uses the bottom four notes on a piano. No wonder Beethovan went deaf.

Abandoned was a sub-plot about a guy trying to improve sales at the chocolate factory that Willy Wonka may care about but Isabelle sure doesn't. If Isabelle had been smart she'd have been like Colombo and the MacMillans and stayed away.

This could be the worst French movie I've ever seen. This is so bad it should have come out of Hollywood.

Pathetic.