best horror ever made?


with the phenomenal acting skills which were totally believable the movie has convinced me that i will never find another horror movie like this, a true classic with the best special effects money can buy, talking abpout money, i would guess that the budget of this film came to around 250-380 million. the film was all happy and jolly until the skinny mummy with bones hanging out came alive after this jewish demented kid whos career is somehow over waved his decreped hand over the mummys withered corpse, then the mummy jumped and became a short fat man with a beer belly and who walked like he'd just gone 10 hours in bed with john barrowman. the movie ended superbly with everyone dying and the most annoying chipmunk lookalike character somehow able to withstand the fat mummys wrath, even though hard men like phil mitchell and a big black guy in an army suit couldnt do anything apart from scream and let the silly mummy rape and slash him.

overall the dialog was diabolical and the acting was laughable, and seriously what the hell does the great bram stoker have to do with this pile of excellence?

i am truly suprised this film didnt win best horror at the oscars and best acting for tummy mummy.

9.8/10

ANARCHY IN GOTHAM!

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i totally agree, *beep* fantastic, i had an orgasm just watching it, it was so exciting and scary i had to hide behind sofas and chomp on doritos

9.9/10!

..He Ain't Pretty No More!!..

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you disgusting murderous fowl monster



MAYOR

ANARCHY IN GOTHAM!

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