Stupid movie

I know, it's sappy and all that. I watched it on Valentinesday and if I could rewind time and do it all over again.. I'd rather cut my cats claws with my teeth. What a stupid f-ing script. With mr.Stoneface not faced by anything and the obnoxious bohemian chick is never a match made i heaven.

Let me list the things that are just so nonbeliveable in this movie and what really would have happend.
¤ At the DMV, Sara comming in with her bags spilling stuff all over the floor:
result: She would be asked to leave.
¤ Nelson asking her for the answer to no 9.
result: She would not answer him, instead she would focus on her own test.
¤ Sara get called to the dest and they rip up her paper.
result: She points a finger at Nelson saying HE CHEATED! Possabli telling the intire class the answer to no. 9, giving the desk-guy the finger and then walk out.
¤ Sara sitting on Nelsons car.
result: He'd have hissyfit and tell her to get off it.
¤ Nelson offering Sara a month pay.
result: She'd take it!
¤ Sara showing up at his house.
result: He'd call the police. (before or after taling to her)
¤ Sara asking him for a ride.
result: He would give her cab money.
¤ Sara breaking in stealing dogs.
result: He'd call the police.
¤ Sara inviteing him up/thretening him to come back.
result: He'd tell her to f-off and drive away. (and possably have to call the police the next morning)
¤ Sara asking him to move in.
result: He'd tell her to f-off and drive away.
¤ Sara sending him a dog and a key.
result: He sends the dog back (possably alive) and call the cops.

Now even if all this STILL would lead up to him ending up at her place for a night of sex...
¤ Sara giving away his clothes.
result: He slaps her across the face and leave.
¤ Sara trying to introduce him to everyone on the block.
result: "Sara, I just don't give at sh*t."
¤ Nelson leaving Saras place and going home, and get bored.
result: He would download porn, watch some and go to sleep.

Now, if all of these things still would result in him returning to her to live...
¤ Living together...
result: No one have a job = no one pay rent.. And besides from sex, what do they have in common??
¤ Sara telling him about all the guys she had.
result: He'd leave. Make a doctors apointment and check for STDs.
¤ Sara taking him to the boatrace.
result: He'd be on the phone.
¤ He pay the guy to help out, and having Sara telling him it was wrong.
result: "Fine, you stuck up b*itch. Is there anything I do that is 'good enough' for you? Who died and made you queen of everything?"
¤ Sara being selfrightious about everything.
result: He'd pack up and leave.
¤ Abner telling him to come to fathers day while Sara is just relesed from the hospital.
result: He'd tell the kid to ask his mum who his real daddy is and go bothering him.
¤ Nelson getting an interview with the Price.
result: Price-less! He would never turn it down!

When Sara finally tell him about the illness, he would pay the hospital bills out of guilt and when she tells him to leave he would.
There is no chanse in hell thet theese two people would have a future together even if she wasn't sick. They have nothing in common and the fact that he give up his life to marry her is just not possable. I feel sorry for Angelica wasting her time on him, and for his pet goldfish that no one fed for a month and died wondering what he did wrong.. in his aquarium with one lousy plant and no sand.

This is by far one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. It get two stars because of the soundtrack and ... There was a cute pet in it. The rest just plain sucks.


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