20 things I learned from Hellrasier: Inferno.

These are listed in the order in which they appear in the film:

1. The best place to play a game of chess is on a basketball court.
2. Saliva makes eyebrow hairs stay in place.
3. When you are at a crime scene, the best way to secretly steal drugs is through the use of a sleight of hand magic trick.
4. You can cross out a dollar value on an official police document with an ink pen and nobody will question it.
5. Most marriages fail, so hire a prostitute.
6. When partaking in copulation with a prostitute, one can expect her to emit a bright almost blinding light from her body.
7. It is perfectly normal for a forty year old "MALE" cop to have a belly button piercing.
8. If you notice that someone's back tattoos are moving in a reflection, expect to hear "Stitch" from the movie "Lilo and Stitch" yelling Hey a couple of times.
8. Creepy ice cream truck drivers like to speak in rhymes to children.
9. When someone asks you to describe a hooker, all you have to say is that she has dark hair and a hot little body and the person will know the hooker of whom you speak.
10. When watching a tape where someone is being hit by a whip with hooks, you will only flinch during the first, second and fifth strikes.
11. Some people pay for ice cream cones with a $100 bill.
12. At "The Crossing" bar you cannot play poker unless you are wearing a cowboy hat.
13. When you are lost in the forest you can expect to see the silhouettes of ZZ Top walking towards you.
14. People can forget how to use guns.
15. Old men in wheelchairs laugh like little children.
16. If you see blood appear on bedsheets when a nurse pushes down on them, it is best to push as well to make sure more blood will appear.
17. Detectives get upset when their partner(who they just had a fistfight with and who they also tried to frame for murder a day earlier) gets killed.
18. When saving some already cut brownies to give to someone else, you must cut them again while they are stacked on a plate.
19. Some police detectives prefer to go fishing at night instead of playing a basketball game with their fellow officers.
20. Hellraiser: Inferno is a remake of Groundhog's Day.