yep. that's right. I'm starting it. because i'm watching it right now and i'm bored.
1: That there is a naked woman.
2: Kim needs amphetamines.
3: Jeff has weed, and he's gonna get beer.
You say any sh*tty thing you want. I'm sticking, Jude.-Georgia
4. Dont drink while your pregnant.
5. Jeff has stale coffee, batteries and chicken in his refrigerator.
6. Kim is not a sick killer just because she dresses in black.
7. Somebody *beep* with the tape! That tape is Wrong! thats *beep* *beep*
8. Kim will rip out your god-damned throat if you touch her again.
9. In the Black Hills, perception is reality.
10. The witch-hater in the store loves deviled ham.
11. The Witch told Jeff to stay out of those woods.
"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."
12. Sheriff Cravens would bet his entire retirement pension, that the blood in your van will match those tourists.
13. If you're a dick tour leader, your balls will fall off in three days.
14. Video doesn't lie. Film does, though.
15. Naked women swing around trees in the Black Hills.
16. Tristen's lost her *beep* mind
17. Kim hates *beep* rednecks
18. Erica lives to serve
19. Jeff is a voyer
You say any sh*tty thing you want. I'm sticking, Jude.-Georgia
20. Something followed them back from the woods.
21. "Flashbacks" can sometimes hit pre-emptively.
22. That tree would've been sticking through the living room!
23. It's hot to be called a "mono-maniacal reductionist".
24. German chicks are willing to pay a lot if they get to see more than trees.
25. Old civil war factories can be bought for a buck if they're about to be torn down.
26. kim was only trying to buy groceries
27. after looking up kims skirt, the electrician in the store was finally finished
28. dead bodies..although dead...are perfectly capable of standing stiff straight inside closets
29. people are willing to pay $10 for other peoples rocks found in their backyard
30. if you are the manager, how about telling the B!TCH behind the counter to do her f@cking job!
share31. People think wiccans eat babies.
32. People will come all the way from Berlin to see old sticks - but apparently do not want to see old trees.
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33. If Kim drives the van make sure it just has a dent not looking like its been trashed
34. If you are having problems with your marriage and you feel like you lost all your research, make out with the hot Wiccan on the table, but just remember you will end up with scratch marks done by wolverine, or it would just be all a dream.
35.everything is in reverse, always play your tapes in reverse.
36. you can get an old civil war factory for a buck just make sure they are going to start tearing it down first.
37. Ebay is the game in buying selling or trading.
38. You can sell some rocks on the internet but not alot because it costs too much to ship a rock.
I put the Fun in Funeral
39. Jeff needs his COFFEEE.
40. Some kid has something Kim can suck the blood out of.
41. In mental hospitals you get a huge tube stuck (waay) up your nose and some kind of yellow liquid poured down into it.
42. The children dipped their hands in the blood and placed them upon the witch's body.
43. Jeff is so paranoid that he has a dogs barking alarm.
44. What the hell happened to the van?!
45. The sheriff's had something aganist Jeff since he was ten years old.
46. Jeff likes to walk around buck naked when he's under the spell of the BlairWitch.
47. That tape is wrong!!
48. Kim thought the BlairWitch film was cool.
49. Always the witches' fault.
50. After seeing the film where three people were killed after going in the woods, by all means, go to the same woods where they died at & see what happens.
51. When you nearly run over kids in the middle of the street and crash your friend's car, don't tell anyone what happened, just go to bed.
52. Always be surprised when you lose your baby after you were drinking heavily the day before.
53. Erica likes to scratch.
LOL, these are hilarious, we gotta keep this thread going.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.
54. The electrician's finally finished.
55. Blame it on the Witch.
56. F--kin' witch!
"I'm the ultimate badass,you do NOT wanna f-ck wit me!"Hudson,Aliens😬
57. Kim hates nature.
share58. Sheriff Cravens had there footage slapped together over at Montgomery collage.
59. Jeff wont let anyone out of his sight. He is not gonna take the fall for this *beep*
60 - The sheriff wants you to OPEN THE GAWDT-DAAAMNNN DOOOORRR!!!
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share61. Jeff sells hats, t-shirts and official Blair dirt on his website.
62. Tristin had a miscarriage, Cravens should know this.
63. The little bastard boys tied her to a tree and dipped their hands in her blood.
64. Sheriff Cravens is no "documen-terry film maker."
65. Kim is "summoning the energy... To stand up."
66. The bitch behind the counter doesn't like people like Kim coming around.
share67. If you're "with the witch people" then a heavyset woman will hit you with her shopping cart at the grocery store.
share68. Owls crash through windows of old Civil War Factories
69. What happens in the Black Hills... stays in the Black Hills...
70. Old Civil War Factories have a moat
71. Dog-barking alarms is a thing.
72. Its normal to get discharged right after a miscarriage.
73. Erica lives to serve .
74. Steven is a little tense .
75. The DVD Version has all the " secret word clues " in the movie but the TV version doesn't .
76. Kim thinks the witches alphabet is just poison oak or something .
77. Peggy is not only the front counter girl she is also the manager .
78. Erica likes to invoke Persephone by earth , fire , water , and smoke .
79. Ghost children shouldn't stand in a straight line in the middle of the road otherwise Kim may crash the van into a pole to avoid them .
80. Erica vanished or evaporated is more like it
( or maybe she called somebody ? ) .
81. Cravens wants Jeff to watch the news about coffin rock live on TV while chatting with Jeff on the phone at that same moment
( so Cravens can wave hello on TV to Jeff too ) .
82. This movie has some excellent songs in it .
83. Everything backwards !
84. Running the tapes backwards may help find out what happened to Erica ?
85. Tristen isn't marked with the witches alphabet like everyone else in the group is and hasn't killed anybody - but she's the witch man ! .
86. Too much trouble for Kim to pay for her Beer but she didn't do that ?
87. Steven wants Tristen to confess .
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL !
88. Nail files have SHARP ends!
89. You can buy old factory buildings for $1.
90. You can also get electricity to your abandoned building way out in the sticks.
91. The group never knows where Erica is.
92. Abandoned factories also have full kitchen spaces in them.
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.
93. " Widdershins - reverse the evil ! "
94. " The Secret of Esrever . "
95. Ghostly Eileen Treacle says - " You brought it back with you ! "
When does Eileen say that?
I do remember her standing outside Jeff's place & yelling
"Run, its in back of you!"
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.
When does Eileen say that?
I do remember her standing outside Jeff's place & yelling
"Run, its in back of you!"
I think you missed the first thing we learned from watching this film...
#1 - Don't watch this film.