I know there are qoutes from the movie.. but there is one, that i wish i would have. but, its not on the page. it only has what the cop says... -- the 60's are over... MAN!!! but there is something that Elmo says.. at the scene where he is pointing at his nose. there should be a paragraph of words that he says.. does anyone know what he says?
"~ I love cheese like a fat kid loves cake. ~"
Do you mean the whole begining part in the trailer? If so, he says
"I just graduated today, man. I got my degree in Pharmacology." Narrator speaks.
"It was the last thing he needed."
"Rules Are arbitrary. You know. Made up for people who believe in Santa Claus. Hey, Hey, but not us, right?"
You mean this paragraph? :p
"I mean, rules are, like, arbitrary, you know. Made up for people who belive in fairy tales like, you know, like Santa Claus. Hey, but not us, right? I mean, we know what's important. There's a war going on, man. A war. Ain't that a b*tch? "
And here my favorite lines of the whole movie:
Lizard: It ain't often a blowed-up mother****** gets to chat to the mother****** that blowed him up.
Elmo: You got that right. Usually the blowed-up mother****** has the courtesy to stay blowed up.
my favourite quote is
FELIX: *beep* right mate and 10% of that's mine
ELMO: FIVE
FELIX: Five *beep* percent of that's mine
LIZARD: YOU SHUT THE *beep* UP I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE *beep* YOU ARE!
"Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America" Zeke, The Faculty
Felix: I couldn't take America. It's like f uckin' Albania in neon.
Felix: Listen to this, I'm in f ucking Florida, right. This southern prat comes up and he's like, uh, "Hey! England's small. You must know that John F uckin' Smith guy, right?" F ucking Smith. I'm like, "oh yeah, yeah mate. That's right. John Smith, yeah, I do know him, but, uh, he doesn't come from England mate, no, he comes from f ucking"
Felix, Frederick: Pricksville, USA.
Felix: F ucking yanks. The trouble with the f ucking yanks is, they've no f ucking sense. I had some dick in Los Angeles actually ask me where I learned English. English, f uck!
Felix: Sh*t happens
Elmo; No sh*t does not happen, sh*t takes time, sh*t takes effort
People kill in the name of allah,I bet they'll be really pissed when they find out he doesn't exist
Felix: "Oh, bollocks!"
McElroy: "The dog's bollocks?"
Felix: "No, just plain f ucking bollocks!"
McElroy: "No dogs involved?"
Felix: "No!"
Felix: "Curry was a bad idea lads."
Lizard: "He f ucked me! I'm truly ass invaded!"
Man this film has loads of cool lines.
(opens trunk at airport, finds Chemist)
Felix: Ahh! What's that?
Frederick: That's Lawrence, sir.
Felix: I can see it's f ucking Lawrence. What happened?
Frederick: You told me to take care of him!
Felix: Oh, sh*t! I meant to take CARE of him, not to TAKE CARE OF HIM!
The Lizard: “Elmo... it ain't often that a blowed up *beep* gets to chat to the *beep* that blowed him up.”
Elmo McElroy: “You got that right. Usually the blowed up *beep* has the courtesy to stay blowed up.”
The Lizard: “I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo. Ooh, cocktails. What were you celebrating?”
Iki: “Oh, uh, we're toasting... our deal. Mr. Lizz-ard. Our deal, not your deal. Hands across the ocean, you might say.”
Felix DeSouza: *beep* twat”
The Lizard: “Elmo Mixmaster. Huh....”
Iki “Cheers.”
The Lizard: “I love your touches.” referring to the purple umbrella in the drink.
Iki: "To a global partnership."
The Lizard: "To a global partnership."
Elmo clicks the timer on his watch as Iki and The Lizard hug then Iki is shot by The Lizard.
Iki: “Ow.”
The Lizard: *beep* Limey bastard. Global partnership... my ass. My money is on good old fashioned American monopoly, you stupid son of a bitch! Besides, England ain't nothin', nothin' but the fifty first state!”
Felix: Put the f*&^in sticks in the boot!! Funny
sharefavourite quotes? mwhahaha :D the whole movie is a quote!!
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- Arthur. Come in, Arthur. Over.
- ...
- Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur?
- Yes, sir.
- Now, we are looking for a large black gentleman wearing a dress.
That's what Lawrence said. It should be easy. Over.
- Yeah, and we want Customs to pull him over, right?
- Wrong. We want Customs to let him through and you follow him. Over.
Utter nutbag.
- Right. Over.
... What now?
- Follow them all. Over.
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- What's that?
- It's Lawrence.
- I can see it's f*king Lawrence. What happened?
- You told me to take care of him.
- Oh, s*t. I meant to take care of him,not f*king take care of him.
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- F*kin' Yanks
- The trouble with the f*kin' Yanks is , they've no f*kin' sense.
Had some dick in Los Angeles.. actually ask me where I learnt English.
English? F*k!
- Do you have a problem with America, Felix?
- Oh, yeah. I've got one great big, fat, swollen f*ker of a problem with
America, twat!
Listen to this. I'm in f*kin' Florida, right?
This Southern prat comes up and he's like err...
"Hey, England's small. You must know that John f*kin' Smith guy, right?"
..F*kin' Smith!
I'm like: Oh, yeah, yeah, mate, that's right. John Smith.
Yeah, I do know him but he doesn't come from England, mate.
No, he comes from f*kin' Pricksville, USA!
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SKINHEADS: Monkey-boy! You're going to take them drugs of yours
and make it work for us.
- And where would I do this?
- In my lab.
- You got a lab?
- Yeah, of course. What do you take us for? Rank f*king amateurs?
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- Change of plan
- What do you mean?
- I want McElroy kept alive.
- I don't do alive, I do dead.
- It's a matter of $20 million in cash being vaporised, and it's a matter of a
lot of anger being directed at The Lizardman.
You now do alive.
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I loved this movie :)
"Well *beep* in a bag and punch it"
Pissed myself when I heard that one
Bono Estente!