LMAO, when Vince is frustrated and tired in the hotel room, and the hotel guy cant stop talking...I couldnt stop laughing LOL. Vince was hilarious throughout the whole movie, but this scene takes the cake. When he throws the alcohol on him I lost it
share"BECAUSE YOU LOST MY CARPET CLEANING VAN!!! AND I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!YOU C*CK SUCKER!!!
That to me is the best one.
"thats one way to handle people"
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I think the funniest dialogue in the movie was where Jennifer Aniston and Vince were having an argument and talking about Jennifer's character's sister.
Jennifer says:
"My sister has been through a lot..."
Vince says:
"Of dick!"
AWESOME, FREAKING AWESOME LINE!!!!
"what are you gonna do? shank him in the shower?!"
perfect
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Best line:
"i'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with the whip. what do you got a horse outside. don't hit me with the whip please."
Best Dialogue:
Chloe - isn't it fun?
Ricky - what's that sweeitie?
Chloe - isn't it fun?
Ricky - what's that?
Chloe - isn't it fun?
Ricky - what fun?
Chloe - isn't it fun to paint?
Ricky - to paint? i love it...really calms me down. frog aren't purple by the way. have you ever seen a purple frog?
Chloe - (nods that she has)
Ricky - yeah, okay...when? when you were alseep?
to be fair, that entire scene in the painting store is just like the bacon wrapped scallops...phenomenal!
Just after Ruiz exits the Limo after shouting at Ricky for mentioning The Red Dragon:
"That's one way to treat people"
Ricky: Excuse me, what, you don't have to hit me. Excuse me.
Bernardo: What?
Ricky: I'm sweeping, you don't have to hit me with your whip. What do you have a horse outside, don't hit me with the whip please.
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Bernardo: What is your name?
Ricky: Bobby Ricigliano.
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Ruiz: Were gonna try to flush this thing one more time, and see if it all goes down.
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Horrace: Jimmy's gonna be by to pick you guys up at 7:45...
(Horrace turns to face Ricky) 7:45! 7:45! 7:45!
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Ricky: So where you from? Where's the Red Dragon's castle? Where do you lay your head at?
The Welshman: Glasgow.
Ricky: Oh. Then why is the word on the street - your "Welsh", my man?
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Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *beep* how crazy they are!
See, I think it's Ruiz's speech about the Red Dragon.
"You don't get to 'diss' or 'give props' or whatever the *beep* else your MTV tells you to do."
I was most tickled in general with Ruiz's just obvious aggrevation with Ricky.
Oh yeah, one of my favorite lines, "There's a nice way to do that" when she gives him the ashtray to paint.
I also liked the rant Vaughn had in the zoo getting the penguins nervous:
Ricky Slade: Here's scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand's a lot of *beep* money! It's a *beep* lot of money! OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of *beep* money! And now I've got Ruiz calling me *beep* Fruit-Pie the *beep* magician! Tellin' me that I can't *beep* call my main man Max, who *beep* sent me out on the *beep* operation? And what about the Welsh guy? He's *beep* scat all over, they *beep* disappear and talk! And you haven't noticed this either but when he's not *beep* looking at me or you're *beep* doing whatever, I've got *beep* Jimmy in the mirror with his *beep* too. It's *beep* coming at me from here, I don't know where it is! It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the *beep* sh it's coming and I'm not gonna be late for the *beep* dance man, I'm not gonna be *beep* late for the dance on this one.
Bobby: You're not getting a gun.
And finally the best part was when Vaughn and the bouncer at the club had the confrontation about Screech being let in first. Hilarious.
"Don't spill that *beep* cuz I like the fish."
The funniest scene for me was after they were rejected at the nightclub, it cuts to the scene of them sipping tea at a tiny table in "The Cupping Room." Vince is all crunched over the table, haha.
shareThe whole movie is great. Very underrated. My favorite lines are the "Lot going on line" from VV at the end to Peter Falk. The "bridge and tunnel posse" joke is hysterical. I always use the "I am no good to anyone right now" line VV gives after sweeping.
shareHands down, it's " You girls missed out, I gotta limo! Hey I'd give you a ride but I gotta stretch out my *beep* you know, I'm a tall drink of water"
classic.........
it was!! ha ha
shareWheres the red dragons lair?
If its gonn a make everyone happier, Ill tell him I heard the red dragon from someone else.....
hahahah
how funny that the bellhop at the hotel is Sam Rockwell? uncredited too.
All i gotta say is
"We need guns"
When Vince Vaughn continues to ask Peter Falk qesutions about the job and he just yells at him 'Goodbye! GOODBYE!'
Also when Vince Vaughn opens up his envelope and realises he shouldn't and begins clumsily re-taping it back together and Falk dryly says 'Open the *beep* thing.'
"We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people but we don't wanna listen or problem solve and that's what's frustrating about the fucin dynamic of the group."
Did you just let SCREECH in the *beep* club?
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sharehavent seen the movie in a while but my favorites:
"hey here's twenty bucks, in case i call you a bitch later"
"because i'm smart"
"if i was a fag i would be at the subway station, come on, stay with me captain!"
You sendin' the Wolf?
Anytime Peter Falk lost his temper was absolute gold.
You must believe in yourself when no one else does...like, right now, for instance.
There are so many good lines in this movie.Here's my top ten.
1."Did you just whip me"?"Did you just beepin whip me"?
2."I'm going to take a break right now".I'll be no good to you for 15 or 20 minutes".
3."You always had heart Bobby"."How about me coach?"Then the coach walks away.
4."Because You Stole My Carpet Cleaning Van And I Dont Beepin Like You."
5.The whole scene with the airline stewardess on the plane.
6."Here's 50 bucks in case I call you a bitch later".
7.Whole scene with Bellhop after girls leave the room.
8."Did you just let Screech in the beepin club"?
9.Phone booth scene."Hell have to call you back".
10.Money drop scene when Ricky comes in and what he says is LOL funny.
When they are trying to get into the club the first time and then bouncer is paying them no attention and then the scene cuts to them in the little cafe with Favreau pouring tea out of the tiny tea kettle and there's just silence then all of a sudden...
Vince: *beep* horse *beep* Maybe you should try the China Club *beep* YOU *beep* The place looked like a *beep* fag bar anyway don't you think?...probably a *beep* fag bar?"
Haha he was so angry. Best line.
my two favorites:
"Show me the list. I wanna see on the list where it says the fking Screech is on the list."
also there is a scene that was cut, but is in the Extras. It's an alternate take of the breakfast with Ruiz. In it Ruiz berates Vaughn for screwing up at the club and then mentions the Welshman again.
Vaughn immediately says: "aka the Red Dragon."
and Ruiz gives him this look like he's going to murder him.
Not many people have seen this alternate take, but it freaking cracked my whole family up. I wish it made it into the final cut.
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Flight Attendant: "I can bring you a list of videos to watch."
Ricky : "Oh, that's nice. What's the overhead on something like that ?"
Flight Attendant: "I'm sorry ?"
Ricky : "What's the action that has to come my way on something like that ?"