scariest movie ever


if you have ever had the urge to cut your foot and go surfing dodging the crocodiles, well think again sonny jim. This movie will change your whole world perspective. Between the mark magrath look alike raping the 12/17 year old girl, and the breastless woman taking her shirt off half the time, this movie is a rollercoaster of emotions. Just remember kids, if you are ever face to face with a big ole alligator, just show him your tities

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LOL :)

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it means Laughing Out Loud...you've never heard that before?

The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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The only thing scary about this movie is how bad it is.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know where you got the strength to say but, this is NOT in any way scary!! This should've been considered a dark comedy rather than a thriller of horror! Idiot teens cutting themselves and then going surfing with sharks!?!?! A boobless woman?!?!?!? A giant rubber crocodile?!?!?!

Please don't get this!!!!! You'd be much better off with CROCODILE, EATEN ALIVE, ALLIGATOR or LAKE PLACID! Any of those wiould be a much better choice than this reptilian travesty! CROCODILE 2: DEATH SWAMP is good, too!

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but the bad acting is scary!!!!

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This movie is one of the best ones ever, note bcs its good but bcs its so bad it'll get u roling on the floor of laughter. See this movie instead of some halfgood new one like lake placid, that ones just bad...

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Theyre playing this movie right now
It looks bad but ill watch it for a while
Im not in the mood for a horror movie but ill be back one of these days to write a review.I hope this movie wont be a waste of my time. If it is , ill just plug in my old sega megadrive and play sonic again, thats at least something thats worth its time


!update!
WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
so i ve watched the movie and here s my review
it sucked
I really hate this sort of movies (except the jurassic park series)
The authers see that their plot is bad, the acting is laughable and their special effects are lame so they decide to put all money on explicit content and gorey scenes. Now serious guys, i don't stay up to see a guy get his legs bitten off.Yuck!
This movie reminded me a lot of deep blue see meaning they both have a stupid plot, lots of blood and a lame ending.The only difference was that DBS managed to surprise me with the ending and keeping me at the edge of my chair by showing a lot of gory scenes.Now DBS ending was one of a kind. You think that !SPOILER! the 3 of them are gonna to survive and suddenly the girl gets bitten in half. That really shocked me. But blood surfings ending . Jeezzzz....
You could really tell which characters were going to die and which weren't.
Not to mention the way the croc died...
The only good point i have about this movie is that its got some really nice tropical scenes.
Really a bad movie, if you see this one in a video store , don't rent it but advise the owner of the store to throw the video away before his store gets a reputation of selling bad movies

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How did the crocodile die in this?

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bad acting.

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