I still have 53 minutes left to watch. But at this point I have to say, that this is awful movie. Usually these are so bad that they become good. But this... I don't think I'm able to rate this after watching, I'll be braindead....
shareI take it back. This became a hilarious movie towards the end. I'll still be braindead, but it doesn't matter.
What I learned is, that the best way to piss off an alligator is to flash some boobs. Priceless!
And what did the movie’s dialogue call it? Crockteasing! Brilliant! The movie had a budget of 100 bucks in foodstamps, and looked like a home-movie version of Jaws, but it had low-budget heart, some genuinely arousing scenes (e.g., the daughter undulating atop the dim surfer dude) and some funny lines (“Don’t worry. He [the 3,000 pound, 31 feet long salt water crocodile] only eats real men.”). I see the glass as being half-full.
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