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Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever watched...


Let me explain first that I had no expectations when I saw this. I turned it on at about 1:00 a.m., so I am inclined to give a lot of leeway to any movie I watch at that hour on a weekday. I also am a huge fan of low budget horror/suspense films, so I'm not knocking it because of any bias against this type of film. This started off okay, and then went downhill, picking up speed as it went. Although the acting was decent to good, these people didn't have much to work with in the way of a script.

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Some of the things I didn't like-

- With all the climbing and jumping, it wouldn't have been too hard to knock the Trasher down. They could have knocked him down in the elevator shaft, or off the drainpipe when he was climbing, or waited on the ground for him after they jumped from the rooftop. After jumping off a two story building, you're going to be a little vulnerable when you hit the ground. Granted, a minor detail, but annoying all the same.

- Inconsistency with regard to the Trasher's strength. He wipes out multiple teams of security and policemen, yet Maggie is able to mess him up by jumping on his back and then kicking him in the nuggets.

- Worst cops ever. The officers from the Police Academy series were more on the ball than these guys. Some highlights follow:
(A) Teams of police are wiped out by Trasher not once but twice during the course of the film.
(B) A team of police and FBI agents show up outside of the asylum to pick up their prisoner, guns drawn, and just start shooting at the entrance without waiting to find out what the cause of the commotion inside is.
(C) Maggie comes running out of the asylum after their shoot-em-up, and rather than get as many details as they can from her about what to expect inside, they basically manhandle her and tell one officer to lock her in a squad car. Of course, this hysterical woman overpowers the officer and steals a shotgun from the car while he is on the ground. As she runs inside after the LARGE team of agents, the cop she knocked over gets to his feet and is going to shoot her, when someone steps in and says something to the effect of "Don't shoot her, that's Doctor so-and-so." So he doesn't. Shoot her, I mean. Or yell at her. Or follow her.

- Lack of blood and gore. Quitz swallows the key to the asylum (the dark asylum, insert creepy background music here) and fights Trasher, and Trasher removes the key from Quitz's body (presumably after killing him), and yet there is not a spot of blood on him, other than his own blood which he had throughout most of the movie. By the way, he's wearing white.

- Bad decisions. Everyone in the movie suffers from a debilitating lack of good judgement. And I don't just mean by choosing to be a part of this film. Just a few examples:
(A) Dr. Fallon goes in the room with Trasher alone. And pays the price.
(B) Police show up late, use inadequate manpower, turn backs at wrong time, etc.
(C) Maggie doesn't tell police that Trasher has escaped and has told her that he's going to her house to kill her daughter and Grandma Peg; instead she does the aforementioned shotgun-grab trick and runs back into the asylum and follows him down into the sewers. Also, in the I've-got-to-save-my-daughter-confrontation scene, she whacks him in the head with a pipe a bunch of times, but doesn't cave his skull in to protect her daughter. He was recovering slowly enough that she could have gone right on whacking when he started stirring again.
(D) Trasher grabs Maggie's daughter, and decides to cage her and blow her up in the sewer. It was like a James Bond movie, "Let's not kill Mr. Bond with a bullet through the head, let's strap him to a table and make him watch fat albino ladies peel shrimp until he begs for death!"

Anyway, there are many, many more reasons to dislike this movie, and many more examples of the absolute idiocy which permeates this flick. It doesn't even have that "so bad it's funny" quality going for it. The few attempts at humor are so heavy-handed and obvious that they are just annoying rather than funny.

Eh, who knows? Maybe a few more hours of sleep deprivation and a lot of alcohol might have made this movie more enjoyable to me, but I doubt it. Might be worth renting if you're impaired, otherwise I wouldn't waste your time.



"That skag, and his floozy...they're gonna die!" - Roop from Mad Max

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True, true..
And what about the scene when Swaggert and the young cop goes in trying to capture the Trasher, and Maggie tries to warn them about the ambush, thus confusing them so much, that the ambush succeeds!
And then she runs off hiding somewhere instead of trying to help them capture or shoot the Trasher.
He takes the cop as a hostage, and what does Swaggert do? He shoots the cop, and throws his shotgun away, and gets killed by the trasher of course...it made NO SENSE!

And the cops are absolutely the biggest bunch of stubborn dummies I have *EVER* seen on film..
I agree that the guys from "the Police Academy" would fare MUCH better than these guys..argh...this movie was so bad, I can't even express it..

But Larry Drake is a great bad guy, though...kudos to him for putting up with this piece of crap of a movie.



-This is my John Hancock?

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Yeah, absolute CRAP-O-LA!

I agree about Larry Drake, he puts his all into every part. The terrible thing about this movie is that I can't really say anything bad about the main actors in this film, Paulina, Judd, Larry, and Jurgen all gave at least adequate performances, especially considering what they had to work with.

And the ending looked as though they were on the last day of filming, and the director realized "Hey, I don't really have an ending, I better write something quick. Hmmm, let me think...I know, Judd's been a pr!ck, and he's off to shoot something else for USA Network, I'll kill his character, have an escape, more dead cops...HEY, wait a minute...Maggie's got a daughter, that'd make a great scene, her saving the day, rescuing her daughter and killing the bad guy. The sewer, a bomb...a kid in a cage! What's better than a kid in a cage! Maggie will beat Trasher senseless, turn to save her daughter, he recovers, then a struggle...HANDCUFFS!! Maggie will handcuff the bomb to Trasher!!! Trasher blows up, that'll make a great ending!!! Hold on, we've still got film left, and these guys are paid 'til the end of the day...I'VE GOT IT!!! Trasher is such a harda$$ that he cuts off HIS OWN HAND!!! Oh, man, this is great stuff..."

Sorry, that's just a guess as to what he was thinking, I know I'm probably being too rough on this, but like you said KnatLouie, it just made NO SENSE!


"That skag, and his floozy...they're gonna die!" - Roop from Mad Max

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..And another thing that annoyed me also, when Judd Nelson's character comes he says somthing like "they don't give US any keys", meaning himself and the other so-called inmates.. but there apparently WASN'T any other inmates in the asylum! Or maybe we were to assume that the *entire* place only was there to keep the Trasher and Judd Nelsons character?? Or maybe we were to assume that the Trasher killed off all the other inmates off-screen, just like when he killed the entire squad-team in the end.. ("Wow, that looks like some kind of explosi...AAARGH!" - riduculous.. and when Maggie finds the dead cops, they're not even burnt the least bit, and their uniforms are in great shape..it must have been an explosive kind of gas that kills immediately, and then clears off again after a couple of seconds?)
Worst logic ever..
And the part where the Trasher bangs on the chair with his legs, and we see his upper body sitting completely still! very poor editing...Jürgen Prochnow's character did all he could in the small screen time he got, but it was still pretty stupid.. he goes in with the bad guy so he can make him talk to Maggie, but she doesn't even care to pay any attention when he's in there! She deserved all she got...
The worst thing about this movie is that it isn't even so bad its good...it's just plain D-U-M-B.
I'd rather watch something by Fred Olen Ray or Albert Pyun anyday..

-This is my John Hancock?

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I thought this was at best a mediocre film, but seemed too generic and dumbed down for me to enjoy it that much other than as a time-waster.

Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger

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