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Funny story: I actually found a copy of the script for this movie in a rental house at Hilton Head, SC, over Christmas in 1999. After reading the script, I assumed it was intended to be one of those Cinemax soft-core "After Dark" movies. Now I see that, after all these years, it actually made it to the shelf at my local video store. I haven't bothered to see it.

I totally agree with your point, SIR, that naked breasts can be the sole legitimate purpose for a movie.