Benji: Taylor's boyfriend broke up with him from Hawaii, Howie went home with Marshall... again, Cole slept with Benji's quasi-boyfriend, and my sister ends the evening with a plea for my sperm. It's like one big gay soap opera! I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room and tell me that she's secretly bought controlling interest in my oil company!
There are many more, but this one is a favorite.
Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!
Howie: "oh i got one: who would you kick out of bed, Grimace or the Hamburgler?"
Benji: "My dad would sleep with Cole." (squirms in disgust)
Detective... Thrill Me!
everythin howie says is hilarious. im suprised he hasn't been in more movies he did a great job:
Dumb people shouldn't be allowed to use literature when competing in the pick up pool, its like bald guys wearing hats; its deceiving
i love this movie so much. as a 24 year old hetero woman it may be weird to say but i think this is my fav movie of all time.
"I was left for a
Punctuation mark!" im a 14 straight girl and i love this movie!
"zOMG! LAWL ur a n00b! I hackz0r u."
"Meanwhile? "
OR
"If I was in the business of sucking tits?"
OR
"You owe me so big, hag. You know my issues with buying porn."
So many great lines, but my favorite is actually the poignant, "Everyone can't be straight. Everyone can't be beautiful. Everyone can't be the same, Patrick. Some people are just gay and average. We're the strongest I think."
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