Shirley
Matt Lucas as Shirley Bassey! Pure unequalled genius!
Jamie: And Shirley, do men throw their pants at you on stage?
Shirley: Darling they try....but they haven't got the range!
Can see where Bubbles came from!
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lol, also in the "Rock the Blind Special"
"We always have a gift for Shirely, a diamond, an island...islands are forever!"
lol
shirley bassey?
she doesnt have the range, shirley dear i love you you know i love you but you just dont have the range.
but thats you
i dont care i dont have the range.
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I love Matt as Shirley Bassey! Its hilarious!
"The diamonds, they are forever SAAAAH, the moonraker kno-OOOOOWS, the goldfingWAAAAAh!" lol
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Ha Ha! Love Shirley Bassey!
(About 'The full monty')
"Oh, I've seen that film, pure fantisy!"
"Why's that?"
"People aren't unemployed! There's no such place as Sheffield! Anyway, you don't even get to see their cocks at the end!"
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4/7/06 - David Walliams swims the English channel in 10 hours!