Quotes from the game...
yeah this is how sad of a person i am. i started the game up again the other day and decided to write down all the lines i thought were funny. plus..the quotes that imdb has put up are kind of lacking lol.
April: There's a storm heading this way. Even the weather sucks in my dreams. I feel so charmed.
April: Look it's Monkey Boy!
April: She. It was a girl dragon.
Emma: What you could tell by the high heels and lipstick?
April: If I am insane why aren't I seeing fluffy pink rabbits right now?
April: Should I go get myself commited now or after dinner?
April: F.U.B.?
Terminal: Fair Use Bureau. They are authorized to carry deadly weapons.
April: I thought you'd be estatic to have people work twenty-four hour shifts?
Stanley: Oh, don't get me wrong sweetheart. There's nothing I'd want more. But you see, for some reason it is illegal to make people work that long.
April: Yeah, what a downer.
Zac: Babe, I'm not a moron. I see you guys together. What are you, his lover? Do shrivelled, old weirdos turn you on? What is it, his accent? His acute lack of fashion?
April: You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed, everything's dark and covered by blankets.
Cortez: You want the full monty, then?
April: Dear Diary, not to self; the next time anybody says the word 'destiny' run like hell!
April: I think I saw the first movie. It stunk.
Actor Cop: I agree. But this one has a certain... je ne sais quoi... flair, that the original lacked.
April: You mean, more violence, more sex,less plot?
Actor Cop: Yes.
April: Hope Street Projects. Not exactly the friendliest place in town. It's more of a 'shoot first, then shoot again, then pull the trigger a few more times before asking questions'- kinda place.
April: (in a dumpster) This is so... groos. Is that a fur mitten? Ugh! It's a dead rat. In that case I'm not going to check out that other one in the corner, I think it just moved. Ah! Keep your claws to yourself!
April: (after getting out of the dumpster) That was so not pleasant, the smell, and how that rat refused to let go.
Flipper Burns' Car: Thanks for putting your greasy hands on me. I'm now charged with a *beep* of electricity and any further contact will result in you being toast.
Flipper: What I don't have here, I can get. For a price. This place ain't your neighborhood S-Mart, lemme tell you. "Shop smart, shop S-Mart". Not, what I got here costs moolah.
Flipper: I was hitting MTI at the time. Malkuth Technologies? Big guys, big guns. So they caught me, with my finger up the proverbial anus, you know what I'm saying? I was hooked up, cruising their network, when they hit me with some *beep* fan tech... Fried my brain like breakfast sausages. Major brain malfunction! I was dead as a lesbian black chick at a republican fundraiser.
Flipper: (On Jacob McAllen) Obvious Hitler Complex. Real Nazi wannabe. This is heavy, dangerous *beep* you got here... and I love it!
April: Oh no! Its... the comfy chair! *cough* sorry...
Captain Nebevay: We don't let women on board 'The White Dragon'
April: Isn't that a bit sexist?
Captain Nebevay: Sexy is just what I worry about, what with a boatful of men being out at sea for months at a time..
April: Not sexy, sexist.
Captain Nebavey: I'm a sailor, girl, what do you expect, good bedside manners?
April: Wake up!
Crow: Huh? Turn off the big light, Mommy.
April: Its called the sun, Crow. Welcome to the world of the living.
Crow: Oh *yawns* I was having this weird dream about a big ass turkey wearing a pair of red shoes... and you were there, and he was there, and... and... maybe it wasn't a dream after all?
April: I think it's safe to say that you need therapy.
April: (Roper Klacks evil laugh) Who was that? Wait, don't tell me, evil wizard. They all sound like Richard III on crack to me.
Stone Guard: Ysss. Bt mm rmmss knnt mvv. Nnd mmgk.
April: I don't know any magic, sorry. But I'll try to find a way to soften you up.
Stone Guard: Thnnk yy.
April: Crow, I need you to fly over there and get some of those berries for me. And Crow?
Crow: Yes, ma'am?
April: Don't eat the berries.
Crow: No, ma'am..
Crow: What's going on? Nice digs you found here, though I'd cut down on the mad alchemist decor just a little.
April: Why dos the boat hav to keeep moving around? Why cant they make boat thatjust stays still? i mean they got magi right?
April: I don't sleep a wink allnite. just rocking roking rockng all night loong. and then there's the food which is, lik, fish and appples, fish and apples, every meal.
April: Why does the horizon have to keep rolling back and forth like that?
April: Doesn't seem so bloodthirsty and cannibalistic to me. Come here and let me pet you.
Crow: Oh bloody typical. She didn't believe me but girls always disappear on me, always.
Stickman: Solar eclipse!
April: Oh my god! I hate this place, I can't even sit down without crushing the natives!
April: Okay, April is getting a little sentimental here, but who can blame me? I worked hard to get the talking, damn it, so I deserve a little credit!
that's as far into the game i am so far, but i'll put more up later.