The first of many things that can be learned from Antitrust.
1. All tech savvy people are known as Geeks.
2. Tim Robbins eats Pringles the same way the Cookie Monster eats cookies.
3. If you are a multi-billionaire you will risk it all by murdering people.
4. All computer programmers are very attractive and in good shape.
5. The best place to hide your companies darkest secrets is in a Lego tower.
6. Don't wear a mask when you beat someone to death,even though you know a camera is recording you.
7. Running a website out of a garage is better than the house it is attached to,even if you only need room for one desk.
8. Pepsi may be open to the idea of product placement.
9. American accents are easy to pull off.
10. Claire Forlani is hot
11. Mark Zuckerberg got his inspiration from this movie. ; )
12. Rachael Leigh Cook can't act.
13. Ryan Phillipe see above.
14. Janitors will be busy anywhere Pringles are served!
15. Nerds are very ruthless and violent people with it comes to code!
16. Older experienced workers only needed in security.
17. Tim Robbins should fired the agent who procured this script.
18. In the real world, when you kill people they die! For real!
share19. Yoga is a popular program on cable access shows.
20. Don't come in on anyone elses swipe.
21. CD-R is pointless invention because you can burn CD-ROM:s with a Mac.
22. Open source is software piracy
23. Seeds can't just be bought from any old shop, you need to have a stock of them in secret compartment.
24. You shouldn't hide stuff somewhere the person you're hiding it from could be digging around
25. Kids don't use backslash, and never touch stuff accidentally or just because they are kids.
26. Linux does use backslash
(I may actually be wrong on these two and it was actaully slash, in which case 25 is kids don't use number seven)
27. You must focus your spy cameras on your programmers typing away and will zoom in on their programming codes to cut and paste their screenshots to get them when you should just be able to access their input directly from the computers/memories.
28. Milo has way cool metallic-looking CD cases for his CD's.
29. Following someone using their passkey through a secure entrance is called 'tail-gating'.
30. Hanging multi-colored surfboards on the wall is appropriate decor for a room full of highly-paid computer programmers.
"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois
31. If you leave your buddies hanging by going to a better company at the beginning of the movie, you can make it all right if you offer to make them famous at the end.
32. Even if you piss off the bad guy murderer who will consequently lose billions and his freedom, you are allowed to just drive away with no consequences.
33. $132 is a great bribe for a night security guard to watch the door for thugs.
34. If you can't create something, kill and steal to get it.
35. The daycare is really where you should watch for problems (notice to all mothers in the world) as your kids might be watching people die on tape instead of learning how to spell or do math.
36. All cool companies give their best and brightest employees new cars and an audio book from the CEO.
37. Sesame seeds are really bad things....and should be avoided by bagel eaters and computer nerds.
38. Moving the plot to Portland makes it possible to think this is not about that guy running Microsoft one state north.
39. Instead of having a hamster scare us or even Claire Forlani, change the suspense by having the wall pictures switch when Bill...I mean Gary Winston enters the room.
40. Twists and turns, especially in the form of evil girlfriends and female work colleagues, make a movie "decent" to watch.
41. The homeless man usually shows up in the final act.
42. Always remember to pack up the disposable chop-sticks when making a major move, because you never know when you will need a quick diversion, so your double agent GF can be tricked, giving you time to make sure she isn't poisoning you.
bevans_chris^
Those were really good!
I especially like #35 (LOL)
:)
"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois
mitchburkholder^
"8. Pepsi may be open to the idea of product placement."
ROTFL :)
I just re-watched this movie for the first time in years, and the Pepsi 'product placement' really stood out for me this time.
"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois
47. When running through a list of satellite IP addresses to access, start somewhere in the middle of said list.
share48. Billion-dollar companies currently under investigation for being a monopoly only need about 30 programmers and 2 security guards.
49. Despite the CEO telling everyone it's do or die, the product must be done on time, someone can go to work late at night and literally find no one there (except the CEO, apparently).
50. A fork and 60 seconds time is a 100% reliable way to test for allergies.
51. If you know a cardkey has been cloned and used for break-ins, clearly there's no reason to deactivate it.
52. tons of computer shenanigans go on in portland.
Where there's smoke, there's barbecue!
53. It's legal to pump your own gas in Portland.
54. Hidden fiber optic cameras look exactly like fly fishing lures.
55. A couple guys running a website out of their garage back in 2001 were capable of transferring 18,648 terabytes in just a matter of hours.
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56. NO women are trustworthy, they are all snakes that will stab you in the back if it profits them
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth
54. Hidden fiber optic cameras look exactly like fly fishing lures.
55. A couple guys running a website out of their garage back in 2001 were capable of transferring 18,648 terabytes in just a matter of hours.
48. Billion-dollar companies currently under investigation for being a monopoly only need about 30 programmers and 2 security guards.
50. A fork and 60 seconds time is a 100% reliable way to test for allergies.
51. If you know a cardkey has been cloned and used for break-ins, clearly there's no reason to deactivate it.
Actually I was a programmer for 14 years and since I worked my own schedule and sat at a desk all day I was in great shape since I would work out all of the time.
share57. If you are a computer grad from Stanford they will fabricate a girlfriend, with a criminal record, BEFORE you agree to come to work for them.
"It's the system, Lara. People will be different after the Revolution."
57. If you are a computer grad from Stanford they will fabricate a girlfriend, with a criminal record, BEFORE you agree to come to work for them.
I remember this being a thing on imdb
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