Watching it now. Spoilers. LOTS of spoilers.

I'm about half an hour into it, and so far, Shandra's just a serial rapist and killer. So is she the villain? Seems so, but we'll see.

The movie will start some steamy sexy action, and then fade away. If it weren't for the occasional nipples, I wouldn't remember that this thing is rated R.

<later>

Was this thing made in another language? It's obviously dubbed, and not that well.

<later>

Hey, two girls in bed! And they're... sleeping. In a movie where sex is the only selling point, they skipped the girl-girl scene? Somebody needs to go back to soft-core school.

<later>

Stripper. Has nothing to do with the movie, but hey, it's more nudity, and at last there's no doubt as to the rating.

<later>

Psychic threesome! Now that's more like it! Ah, but they stop short. I don't expect hardcore, but come on.

<later>

Non-psychic threesome. Restorative sex. Now that I like. AND! some girl-girl. Better.

<later>

So now they've just walked in on the bad guy (not Shandra, BTW). A bad guy known to carry a gun and point it at people. He has both hands in held open in front of him and the gun is on a tray next to him. They have a taser. They stand there and talk to him, and he naturally picks up his gun and takes command of the situation. I don't expect these folks to be Jason Borne, but come on!

<later>

Oh, he just put the gun down, and the two women (one holding a taser) and one man make no attempt to do ANYTHING. Maybe they're too intimidated by his Evil Chuckle.

<later>

Shandra's humping the bad guy to death. This is pretty impressive, considering that he still has his clothes on!

And we're back to the jungle, where this movie should have stayed. I have seen worse movies, but that's only because there are some truly wretched movies out there. The basic premise could have made for a solid B-movie sex romp, but this is more grade-Z than B.



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