Unfathomably Bad!!!
I stumbled across this on On Demand last week. This film is so bad that I'm not even going to give specific examples of horridness. Just suffice it to say that it makes Red Dawn look like a documentary and makes Sling Blade look like Hamlet.
It's wayyyy beyond Showgirls bad and approaches Sliver-levels of badness. About an hour in, look for Andy Dick dressed up like HR Puffenstuff, wearing a fake beard and telling bad Carrot Top jokes in a Bill Cosby voice("why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway, coot coot coot?" for example). Howard the Duck ain't got nothing on this stinker.
Highly+++++ recommended for excessive sucking. Why this isn't a cult classic I don't know.