An Actress To Play D?
The way I see it, there isn't a single actor I can think of that's physically attractive enough to properly play D. Not Josh Hartnett, not Christian Bale, not Johnny Depp, not Vale Kilmer, not Orlando Bloom, and definitely NOT HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN. All of them are either too old, not a good enough actor, or simply just not pretty enough. Unless of course we could somehow shave twenty years off Depp's life, but that's much too unlikely, sadly.
So unless Hollywood just so happens to find an Asian actor who can 1) act, 2), speak English well enough please, and 3) is disturbingly acttractive enough to play a man as disturbingly attractive as D, there simply isn't a male actor who can fill those shoes.
So I say, why does it have to be a male actor?
It's not unheard of for an actress to play a male character, or a character pretending to be male. Definitely not a common occurence, especially in this day and age, but it's not unheard of. So the way I see it, why not get a young actress to play the role?
Voice? D's typically very soft-spoken, thus this is easily managed, and electronic voice alteration could be used on those rare moments when he growls, snarls, etc. Boobs? Tape/strap 'em down. Height? Camera tricks and/or special boots. Muscles? Padding and/or carefully designed costume. Genital heft? Rolled up pair of socks. D's always fully dressed in armor, so it's entirely plausible.
So with this in mind, any thoughts as to which actresses could play D? Currently, I'm at a bit of a loss as to who. Personally I haven't figured out just who yet, but I've been considering the following:
Anne Hathaway
Cameron Diaz
Charleze Theron
Your thoughts?
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