I Do Not Understand Why This Movie Is Not More Hated
I just watched thirty-five minutes of this, whereupon I paused it and went thither to the IMDB boards to see what other people think of the movie.
I came here expecting to find at least one or two people who felt the same about this movie as I, but alas; everyone either loves it, or they give very, very weak reasons for disliking the movie. ("Why are there robotic horses?" And, "It's hard to understand! Boo hoo!" )
No, so far I dislike the movie overall. I do not dislike any one scene, but just everything about the movie in general.
I doubt I will return to watch the rest of it. Why?
Well, here's what I dislike:
From the very beginning, I do not get a sense that the movie is starting. . . 'at the beginning'.
Then, right after whatsherface is kidnapped, we are told that the main character is half-human and half-vampire, as if that is an original concept.
Then I come to the boards, incidentally, and find everyone raving, "WOW! Half-vampire and half-human! So intriguing! He's constantly struggling within himself! Oooh, aaah!"
First, this is NOT a unique concept, or even a newer one. Second, throughout the first thirty minutes, there is not a SINGLE instance of him having any kind of struggle or even people hating him particularly for being a halfbreed. (I mean, we had those guys at the beginning with the guns trained on him, but not only did they refrain from shooting him, but also, no one in the entire scene made a comment about his halfbreed state of being)
Not that this particularly matters, especially to one such as I, but I am tired of people talking about it as if it is a brilliant idea.
Moreover, all of the action scenes, so far, have been cop-outs.
We either have fancy-schmancy camera tricks so that the animators only need to animate the minimum required to tear someone to pieces, or there is an anticlimactic ending to what ever super-charged attack is about to be used.
Just look at all of the action sequences! You see little slash marks and then someone's head flying, or two people standing opposite each other, suddenly.
The story itself seems to be enveloped within panning across well-drawn backgrounds, and having characters speak with some horrible dialogue. (Oddly, there is some brilliant dialogue, at places, (the first time, for example, the thing in his hand starts talking and they jump over those sand creatures) and then there's silly, rambling dialogue. (The part where he goes into that guy's reflective fort, the one who has been paid a lot of money to protect the carriage-- the guy on the bloody unicycle. He is the most doddering, blathering oaf in the movie, and always seems to start sentences off with the word well or so.))
Then we have scenes that just -- cut off. The part where that shadow creatures kills the guy with the hammer by stabbing his shadow.
Then the scene switches, and the next time we see them, they have all but forgotten their pal and moved on somewhere else, apparently unmolested by the shadow thing.
Furthermore, the movie is eerie in that it, in a way, has the 'slow movie' feel of No Country for Old Men, yet it has the kind of action you wouldn't expect.
You know what I think makes the movie 'ho-hum' more than anything else? It must be the drawing style and lack of character development.
I don't care about any of these characters, first of all, and second, everyone is drawn fairly ugly.
Some person was talking about how no man in real life could POSSIBLY match the beauty and handsomeness of D, or at least, no man who is young enough, tall enough, has the correct body type and is a good actor, as well.
To that, I say: I disagree.
Have you SEEN him? If it weren't for the clothes and hat, he would just look like some ugly man with half-closed eyelids. There is NOTHING particularly handsome about him. Not in this movie, anyway.
I am not bashing this movie, necessarily. I understand other people like it, sure, what ever.
But this movie, to me, has NO appeal whatsoever. It doesn't draw me in. I feel as though I'm watching a movie after starting in the middle. It doesn't feel like it OPENS, I don't feel like I'm INTRODUCED to the characters as much as just thrust into some situation whereof I have no knowledge; I don't feel like the story has a beginning but just goes on forever; I don't feel like any of the characters are particularly special, but instead, are expendable, as seen when his impressive horse explodes in a flurry of rib cage and blood after falling into a canyon.
I simply cannot FEEL this movie. It is vapid of all life and emotion, and even more so because of the TERRIBLE animation style. Give me Dragonball Z, Naruto, Dr. Slump or Detective Conan ANY day.