So, people who hate the movies are the ones they make the movies for? Yeah, tha makes sense.
House of the Dead was a pile of crap. When the whole theater is laughing at how bad the movie is, and people are leaving in the middle of it, that's generally not a sign of ocscar worthy caliper. For the most part, I don't see these movies in the theater, I wait until they come out on video. They don't know I'm watching them, they don't make any money off of me watching them.
I wouldn't have liked Blair Witch without the hype because it was in fact a boring ass movie that almost put me to sleep. It's the only one that's ever done that. I don't care how indie it is, 3 idiots wandering around the woods looking for something that kills people isn't exciting.
Because a movie isn't listed doesn't mean I liked it. It just means either I haven't gotten to it yet, or it's not bad enough to be on there. Also, I try to avoid reviewing movies that have people I hate, like Julia Roberts. If you think the Mexican is the worst movie ever made, you really have a lot of movie watching to do. I'm not saying it's great or even worth watching, but it's far from the worst. Torque, Ghost Lake, Dark Harvest and it's useless sequal...all way worse than The Mexican.
As I said, I don't pay the companies to watch these movies. I rent them on video usually, and they don't make any money off of it. They aren't going to stop making cheesy crap movies when they make millions of dollars doing so. I certainly am not the only person watching them obviously, when somehow Charlie's Angels Full Throttle can make $100 million. I watch and review them because I find it fun to slam crappy movies. If I really couldn't stand them, I wouldn't watch them.
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jeff-1250
18 years ago
Just checked your site and would agree with comments on both movies mentioned in this thread.
For anyone who thinks BWP is the best thing since sliced bread, watch it again. The movie may have hit the right notes on first viewing,(for me it didn't , actually walked out of a pre-release screening cause l couldn't stand Heather's whinging and the first act has the worse lag of any movie l have ever seen), but on a second viewing you will really see just how bad this movie actual is.
We reviewed both movies and both got 3/10, which in our book of woes means give em a miss.
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