If they had to remake Total Recall, they should have remade it with
Arnie! What a mindtuck. They could have put the cast of this film to good use.
Arnold Schwarzenegger... Douglas Quaid/Hauser
Robert Duvall... Cohaagen
Michael Rapaport... Benny
Micheal Rooker... Richter
Wendy Crewson... Dr. Edgemar
Sarah Wynter... Melina
Jennifer Gareis... Lori
Don McManus... George/Kuato
Terry Crews... Tony
Wanda Canon... Fat Lady
It would beat the pants off Total Recall 2012.