Many stories about Asianfolks now
Since Mr. Asianfolks was last seen at the Bordeaux, there have been many rumors about him. I hear thst he has reinvented himself as a fratboy in Amherst, Massachusetts.
Mr. Asianfolks is tha Shiz-nit!! Here's a little dialogue from his last business transaction....
Mr. Asianfolks: "You wannie-me-wannie-fu*cky?"
Erstwhile Customer: "Me want sucky"
MA: "You pay 10 dolla!"
EC: "10 dolla too beau coup! 5 dolla!! Be happy to sell you some ARVN rifles...never fired and only dropped once..."
MA: "Ok...5 dolla!"
"If it bleeds...we can kill it."