Worst Movie Ever!!!!


This is the worst movie ever...Do not watch it!!! It is 90 minutes of your life that you will never ever get back. It wasnt even so bad it was funny like the core...it was wrong!! Not even a massive bong will make this movie appealing. I hate you Olaf Ittenbach you own me 90 minutes!!!!!

What's with today,today?

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The phrase "Worst movie ever" gets thrown around a lot--even great films have enough detractors to have a similar thread on their boards. This movie really is--however--the worst movie ever. I have never felt so duped to have paid to see a movie. I honestly don't know why I didn't turn it off.

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This movie really is one of the worst ever made. Every aspect of it is terrible. I bet even the food they ate was bad.

ARRRGG! I hate March Madness!

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I agree, frickinlyger. That term does get bandied around a lot. Most films have something to recomend it. Even Moulin Rouge. But now I can die a happy man, I have seen the worst movie ever made. From the "plot" to the god awful acting (all pretty bad with the exception of the guy who plays the psycho who picks up william and his buddy)this film gives bad film makers a bad name.One of the few positive things i can say about it is, that it eventually finished.











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It's not the worst movie,Fight Club wins that title.Both films had hardly any plot,but L.O.T.D. had loads more blood and humour,but a stupid ending,whereas F.C. had the twist[yawn].NO CONTEST!!!

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You just had to find a way to insult Fight Club didn't you. Couldn't just agree that Legion of the Dead was terrible without putting a jab in at a completely unrelated movie. Now all the IMDB geeks are going to tear you a new one for that. In fact I'll be the first. Not that I think that Fight Club was the best movie ever made but if you felt it had no plot, and is even remotely comparible to the level of garbage that was Legion of the Dead, then you obviously just have a personal bone to pick with Fight Club, which really has nothing to do with Legion of the Dead at all. I'm sure you feel cool insulting a film that majority of people liked, and it somehow makes you different or better than the rest of us, but please when insulting a film stick within the confines of relevance.

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I was lookin for a review of a different movie with the same title but..

"Not even a massive bong will make this movie appealing"

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"I would honestly prefer to masturbate in public than to let anyone know i've watched it."

have to be the best reviews I've ever read

Flim Springfield!

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I'm not alone in saying Fight Club is the worst movie ever,both my workmates think it's a pile of sh*t.In spite of Legion Of The Dead having no comprehensible plot and hammy in my opinion it was still more entertaining than Fight Club,which isn't difficult as watching paint dry seems a very attractive alternative to sitting through that movie again!The subject is The Worst Movie Ever and my personal opinion is that it isn't.I'm not trying to be cool,i just think Fight Club is the lamer movie.

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No Legion of the dead is worse than fight club despise how much I hate that movie.

WOrst movies ever!!! my list.

1. The item
2. This movie (legion of the dead)
3. Starship troopers 2
4. Snakes on a plane.

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Fight Club? Nice try, maybe something like Pirates otC:DMC would've been a better target if you wanted any shred of credibilty for your opinion. PotC:DMC is nowhere near the worst, just an overrated flashy mediocre movie that people raved about for no obvious reason aside from liking the attractive cast and good CG work. Next we'll be hearing how Titanic was the worst film ever, even though its a well-made film, just not to everyone's particular movie tastes.

Haven't seen this film yet, but someone on the Dead Life board claimed it was even worse than DL, which seems hard to believe.

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If Fight Club is your idea of worst movie ever(though this statement really is silly)you should check out films like- Back Woods, The Brainsucker, Night of Horror, Freeway Maniac.

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To the original poster:

Shut up you f*\/%k&$in donkey.

I'm so sick of seeing "worst movie ever!!!1" threads on these boards!

It by all means is NOT the worst movie ever! Dumbo.

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Seriously guys, this movie is pretty damned good...if you dig the wonderful land of B-movies.

The concept of the worst movie ever is retarded. I personally hate almost every film that Hollywood spews out of its multi-million dollar *beep* This movie has dark humour, good gore, funny lines, good lighting and shots (considering the budget and time). You want to see some awful movies, watch the likes of "El Chupucabra" or "Jack Frost 2".

Gojira!

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Seriously, none of you has seen the REAL movie. The real movie makes sense and is very gory, but the version of the movie that you've seen is the butchered version.

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Open Water is the absolute WORST, MOST BORING, POINTLESS, WASTE OF TIME movie, EVER!

"GO HARD - or GO HOME!"

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if this is the worst movie ever...

i enjoyed the movie. it's not a masterpiece, maybe it's not a good movie, but to call this one the worst ever... means that you haven't seen much.


About the Fight club... sometimes there are good movies that seems that those are the only good movies that exist. Fight Club is an example of a massively watched movie that everyone talked about during about 5 years and at the end is intensily boring to listen about it anymore... just because a bunch of geeks haven't see anything else because they can't dig for their own movies.
I like the Fight Club... but it is not the best movie ever, nor the only movie of its decade... and sometimes looks like it is. Bored to death about it, and when someone tells me that his favourite movie is Fight Club it looks to me like someone without personality.

...and something similar with those saying that Legion of the dead is the worst of the worst.

O. Ittenbach is not too far from M. Bay, really.

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