This is the greatest pickup line of all time.
Being Valentines Day today I'm gonna score huge with the ladies when I use it today. HE HE!!
Guys I am telling you. This line works. I go up to beautiful women I don't know and say this and this starts a great conversation.
So I must thank Leon Phelps for such a great line.
Sounds like the line about 'We will have to take your car because mine is nonexistant' works well too. There is someone else on here that was thanking SNL for his great pickup line.
shareI personally prefer, "Can I ask you a question? Was your father a meat burglar? See, the reason I ask is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of yo' dress."
Here's to us poor schmoes, working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy female man.
"Ummm yeah.. my car, it does not exist."
shareWhat does this line mean?
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