HAM joke -- anyone know exactly what it is again?
I thought it was
"It looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your/yo dress."
Goes up to her and says "Was your Daddy a meat burglar? (pause) Here's why I ask. I looks like someone stole two fine hams, and shoved them down the back of your dress."
shareThat's pretty much how I remember it, didn't remember the "here's why I ask" bit.
And does he say exactly "your" with an accent or without an accent--or is it "yo"?
A little nitpicky but I've been wondering for a while now.