Anyone have will ferrels lines?

It was october 1992
i was training for the summer olympics... my sport? greco roman wrestling. Me and brian, my training partner, had just finished a long hard day of training. I came home to find my wife with a blank stare on her face. Then I saw our man running out across the parking lot.


Would you like some oil, its very nice, it's a lemon essence.

The Arsonist, has oddly shaped feet

There are people out there that actually like Will Ferrel? He's about the most UNfunny person on the planet. He's borish, and completely inane.