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This move is utter crap. I've seen many a horror film and this was by far the dumbest thing I have ever seen. It was the worst horror film ever!

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I couldnt agree more. I wish I could punch the "director" in the face!



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The director's name is Stephen Tyler (no, not the Aerosmith guy), and he also wrote the film, and starred as the killer.

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I didn't see how it was any worse than most films of this type. so yeah.. not bad.

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me and my best friend LOVE renting the cheesy b-horror movies from the 80s. we thought slumber party massacre was hilarious, although not as good as cheerleader massacre or slaughter studios. we just get a kick out of movies that try to be scary and follow the stupid cliches, cuz in the end they are just funny (to us at least..we're weird). so speaking as a person who LOVES bad horror movies...this has to be the worst movie i've ever seen. the actors were not comically bad, but just annoyingly bad (hmm, wonder what SHE had to do for that part). the writing didnt make sense. the ending was retarded - we thought for a sec we were trapped in the movie that never ends (lol, like the lambchop song??). so yeah, this movie, even compared to its peers of cheesy 80s horror movies, is just plain BAD!!

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Here's some cheesy and/or so bad they're good horror films from the 80's you should try(If you haven't seen them already)

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Slaughterhouse
Monster Dog
The Pit
Howling 3
Evil Laugh
Slumber Party Massacre 2
Blood Diner
Night of the Demons
The Video Dead


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I like it, too. But only because of how terrible it is.



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Yeah, it's so bad, it's good.

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Manos: The Hands of Fate is much, much worse. This one was at least pretty amusing it its jaw-dropping crumminess.

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