Leonardo Leonardo: Well played, Clerks!
I dunno why, but everytime he says that, it cracks me up! Alec Baldwin was awesome as Leonardo Leonardo!
So, what are your favorite lines from the animated series?...
Is the line "we should probably cross dicks too" from this show? I can't remember.
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NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE
Something has frightened that monkey!
share"Dante Hicks is just like you...He loooves grape soda! He knows what it's like when the guy in the supermarket won't take your FOOD STAMPS. Or how it feels to wait all month for your WELFARE CHECK. Heeey hooooo! Heeeey hoooo! Thank you."
Actually, pretty much any Randall line from that episode.
Silencio...
Randal put that down!
"What it's frozen!"
When they're in the freezer. lolz
I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one.
Randal: maybe.. i guess.. shut up
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"Something's scared that monkey."
"If he truly loved her he'd let her hit the pavement."-The Big Bang Theory
It probably shouldn't but that recurring joke "Why are we walking like this?" always gets me. Pretty much every line in the 2nd and 5th episodes are classic though.
Important advice to live by: Always try not to get killed
Randal: Is this some kind of gay thing?
Leanardo Leanardo: No
Randal: Are you sure?
Leanardo Leanardo:Yee...es
Classic.
"Send me out... with a bang."
Sergeant Johnson, Halo 3
"Who is driving car?! Oh my god! Bear is driving car! How can that be?!"
sharethe black tar heroin + ONE OF US is my favorite thing ever.
i still use that gag. now i'm excited for this to be on cartoon network...since my vhs was stolen. (not like i have a vcr lol)
Totally classic Pfeiffer.
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"Oh my god, it's Ted Danson."
"Hey look, it's Ted Danson."
Dante (sounding angry)"Hey Randal, it's Ted Danson."
Randal (angry) "It's pay back time!"
or jay's line in the episode that spoofed Temple of Doom and Bad News Bears
"Oh we got a special delivery...a special delivery of PAIN!"