FFVI Joke Cast List


Building my own normal cast list, but I made a joke list for the hell of it.

Figured you might all get a kick out of it.

FFVI Joke Cast Listing (with English names so as to not confuse people):

Emperor Gestahl - Danny DeVito
Kefka - Ben Stiller
Biggs - Jason Mewes
Wedge - Kevin Smith
Terra Branford - Reese Witherspoon
Locke Cole - Ashton Kutcher
Mog - Dakota Fanning
Edgar Roni Figaro - Bruce Campbell
Sabin Rene Figaro - Steven Seagal
Shadow - Samuel L. Jackson
Banon - Jerry Stiller
Celes Chere - Paris Hilton
Gau - Will Ferrell
Cyan Garamonde - Jackie Chan
Ghost - Peter O'Toole
Setzer Gabbiani - Mike Myers
General Leo - Owen Wilson
Relm Arrowny - Miley Cyrus
Strago Magus - Christopher Walken
Umaro - Jack Black
Gogo - Adlai Stevenson
Ultros - Gilbert Gottfried

reply

Lol...great list. Just one question. Didn't Adlai Stevenson die like 40 years ago :-).

the only change I would make is to have Dustin Hoffman play Sabin. Lol.

reply

[deleted]

Doesn't David Bowie as Kefka kinda work good? Is that just me?

reply

Yes, but it works so well it's funny. And, honestly, there are better choices. So it wouldn't be in my serious cast list... That I still need to finish.

Most people do Johnny Depp for Setzer in serious cast lists. I do Daniel Day Louis, for example. I do a lot of contemplation on each role. I just don't think Depp could properly convey the inner depth and torment of Setzer. He's a great actor, don't get me wrong (one of my favourites, actually). But like... His characters tend to stay the same the entire way through his movies. Setzer, all the characters of FFVI change by the end - the only one who doesn't, really, ends up commiting suicide. And I think Louis could handle the depth flawlessly. Showing the 'carefree' attitude of Setzer, while showing that it's just a way to run away from his real issues.

reply

I don't think Depp would be great as Setzer, either. Daniel Day Louis is so good in everything that putting him in cast lists kinda seems like cheating to me, but, yes, he could certainly do it well. I think I'd put him as Cyan, though. Cyan has an older look to him, and still requires immense depth. It would also be necessary to cast someone who could make the medieval dialogue sound good as opposed to solely comical. A Shakespearean actor, for instance. If only Ian McKellen were young again...

reply

No... I wouldn't cast him as Cyan. Someone else, sure. But not him. Cyan almost doesn't have another face. Louis is great at playing characters that almost live two lives, similar to Setzer. Cyan sort of does, but not to the same degree.

reply

What about Ultros? Somebody really obnoxious, like Jim Carrey or John Leguizamo...

"Visits? Why, that would indicate visitors!"

~~ Plan 9 From Outer Space

reply

Gilbert Gottfried, dude.

reply

Eek. Amen.

"Visits? That would indicate visitors."

~~ Plan 9 From Outer Space

reply

Oh GOD. Done and DONE.

reply

If Shadow is being played by Samuel L Jackson, should Relm be played by a black actress, as she is (pretty sure) his daughter? But nice list, anyway. Paris Hilton would make an excellent Celes! I'm thinking Robert Downy jr as Sabin, though. And maybe John Cleese as General Leo. It'd take a lot of prosthetics for Efron to pull that one off...

See you, Space Cowboy.

reply

[deleted]