Not entering into the original vs. remake...

Because it's apples and oranges...

I like both films for different reasons. I think this is actually a fairly good remake.

I just want to say:

a) This is probably the best acting from Stallone since First Blood.

b) This is probably the last time we saw the real faces of Stallone and Rourke.

WHY IN HELL'S NAME did they both get facelifts?

They looked perfectly fine in this film.

Men don't need facelifts.

Women probably don't, either.

For ****'s sake!

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Aagh; you're a HEDGE!