Elijah Wood vs. Martin Freeman
Death: Elijah Wood: Gollum comes in and helps Martin throw Elijah into the wood chipper from Fargo, and Elijah is turned into a bloody mist
Thomas F. Wilson vs. Tom Felton featuring Billy Zane
Deaths: Tom Felton: His huge head is squashed between two Harry Potter books, when Billy sneaks up from behind.
Billy Zane: He is crushed by the Crypt Keepers casket from Tales from The Crypt
R. Lee Ermey vs. Rob Riggle
Death: Rob Riggle: R. Lee brings in help, which turns out to be Jonah Hill. Jonah and R. Lee start to jump all over Rob's torso and head until it's mush. R. Lee then says how's that for 21 Jump Street.
Jake Johnson vs. Damon Wayans Jr.
Death: Jake Johnson: He is ripped to bits by Damon's huge Family
The Who (Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, vs. Led Zepplin (Jimmy Page, Robert Plant)
Death: Keith Moon: John Bonham punches him straight to the moon and he explodes in space.
John Paul Jones: Crushed by a pinball machine
John Bonham and John Entwistle: Both are impaled in the chest with Jimmy Page’s Double neck Guitar
Roger Daltrey: His head is Trampled Under Robert’s Foot and Roger’s head is smashed to pieces
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant: They are both filled with helium and take the forms of zeppelins, until Peter pops them.
Erik Estrada vs. Henry Winkler
Death: Henry Winkler: Shredded to bits by Erik’s back tire
Noomi Repace vs. Rooney Mara featuring Kate Mara
Deaths: Kate Mara: A face hugger from Alien comes in and sucks on her face, until her brain is sucked out
Rooney Mara: Her tattoo is ripped off, along with the skin on her back and her spine falls out
Toni Collette vs. Nia Vardalos
Death: Nia Vardalos: She is stuffed with pieces of the wedding cake until she explodes
Dave Bautista vs. John Cena
Death: Dave Bautista: His whole body is completely flattened to mush when John does a pile driver on top of him
Brian Johnson vs. Billie Joe Armstrong
Death: Bille Joe Armstrong: Brain tells him he needs to always have a Stiff Upper Lip to last in this business and you just don't, to which Brian then pulls Billie's upper lip until his face is ripped off and then Billie's Skull falls out too.
Leslie Mann vs. Isla Fisher
Death: Isla Fisher: Leslie rips out Isla's eyes and brain, while referencing Isla's movie, Now You See Me.
Judd Apatow vs. Edgar Wright
Death: Edgar Wright: His is eaten by Zombies
Judd Apatow: He realizes the Zombies where released by Sasha Baron Cohen, as an act of revenge for his wife killing Sasha's wife. Judd is then confronted by Sasha, who brings the rat guy from Borat in, and flattens Judd.
Bill Hader vs. Will Forte vs. Fred Arminsen vs. Chris Parnell
Deaths: Chris Parnell: Ripped to shreds when Fred calls in The Smurfs for help
Will Forte: Receives a package from Richard Dean Anderson, and he opens it and it’s just a piece of bubble gum and a paperclip, but it still explodes in his face and his head and torso explode
Bill Hader: He gets into his Stefon character, and he keeps bringing his hands to his face. Fred grabs them and shove them both into Bill’s eye sockets and they explode out the back of his skull
Bill Nighy vs. Jim Broadbent
Death: Bill Nighy: Thrown into Davy Jones’ Locker and thrown out into the ocean
Jim Henson vs. Jeff Dunham featuring Frank Oz
Death: Jeff Dunham: His eyes are pecked out by Big Bird and his face is caved in by Miss Piggy
Frank Oz: Elmo is shoved into his mouth and then he is launched into Oscar the Grouches’ trash can, where he snaps his spine
Albert Brooks vs. Garry Shandling vs. Jeffrey Tambor
Death: Garry Shandling: Albert takes a bong from Weeds and jams it into his ear, stabbing his brain with it
Jeffrey Tambor: The tiger from The Hangover turns on him and mauls him to death
Curtis Armstrong vs. Anthony Michael Hall featuring Eddie Deezen as a guest referee (Geek types fight)
Death: Anthony Michael Hall: Curtis, referencing The Breakfast Club, rips out his brain, along with the eyes, still connected and says, “Guess you really are the Brain”
Curtis Armstrong: Eddie runs him over with Grease Lightning
Slipknot vs. Hollywood Undead
Deaths: Jay Weinberg, Alessandro Venturella, Chris Fehn, and Funny Man: Slipknot release the plague from Resident Evil into the ring, but accident gets 3 of their members, and it melts their brains and they are literally turned into mindless zombies.
Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, and Shawn Crahan: They are attacked by the zombies and eaten
Zombies, Sid Wilson and Danny: Both bands create a huge beat that causes the Zombies, and Sid and Danny’s heads to explode
Craig Jones: He is sliced in half and his mouth is cut as well, in reference to The Black Dahlia (HU Song)
Jim Root: His mask is tightened too tight and his skull is cracked and his brain oozes out
Da Kurlzz and J-Dog: They are eaten alive by the Mick and Corey and skip to 8 hours later, they are shown leaving the bathroom and they say, “see, we told you guys that *beep*
H. Jon Benjamin vs. Gary Anthony Williams
Death: H. Jon Benjamin: His head and torso are smashed into a meat grinder and its turned into burger.
Max Charles vs. Jeremy Shada
Death: Max Charles: Turns out he is a vampire like those from The Strain, and when he sticks out his tongue/feeding tube, Jeremy grabs hold of it, and pulls it out along with his intestines.
Gina Carano vs. Ronda Rousey
Death: Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey: The both get eachother in a leg lock and they both squeeze until both are chopped in half.
Olga Kurylenko vs. Eva Green featuring Denise Richards
Death: Olga Kurylenko: Her eyes are pulled out and rolled like dice, and Eva yells, “snake eyes”
Eva Green and Denise Richards: Denise comes in and launches her into the sky, where both Eva and Denise are shattered to pieces
Will Poulter vs. Jack Gleeson
Death: Will Poulter: The Mountain comes in and squished Will’s body to mush between his giant hands
Brandon Flowers vs. Nate Ruess
Death: Brandon Flowers: Brain explodes when Nate sings
Anthony Anderson vs. Laurence Fishburne
Death: Laurence Fishburne: Kangaroo Jack comes in and beats him up, and then kicks his head off.
Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman vs. Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Death: Neil deGrasse Tyson: Trys to create a black hole, but instead, he is sucked in and imploded
Adam Savage: Bill makes a human volcano out of him by adding 4 lbs of baking soda in his belly and he shakes him up, and his head and torso explode all over the audience
Bill Nye: Strangled with his bow tie so hard his eyes pop out and his brain oozes out
Jamie Bell vs. Nicolas Hoult
Death: Nicholas Hoult: Jamie says it’s clobbering time and throws Nicholas up into the lights where he hits and is electrocuted
Seth MacFarlane vs. Mel Brooks featuring Anne Bancroft, Max Brooks, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, and Mila Kunis
Deaths: Anne Bancroft: crushed by a giant block of ice
Max Brooks: His body is beaten to mush by the Giant Chicken
Alex Borstein: Her throat and voice box are ripped out
Seth Green: He is flattened by Mel and he is then rolled into a ball and launched into space where he explodes. Mel says, “Now how’s THAT for Spaceballs?”
Mel Brooks: Seth creates Frankenstein out of the body parts of Max, Anne and Alex and it twists the top part of Mel’s skull off and his brain falls out
Seth MacFarlane: Mila says she has had enough being the butt of his jokes for 10 years so she sits on his face and crushes it
Alan Rickman vs. Ian McShane
Death: Alan Rickman: Eaten by a snake
Viggo Mortensen vs. Ben Barnes
Death: Viggo Mortenson: Ben slices his head off with his sword to prove he is a tough man
Ben Barnes: Viggo’s headless corpse twitches one last time and shoves his sword into Ben’s mouth and out the back of his skull
Oprah Winfrey vs. Ellen DeGeneres
Death: Ellen DeGeneres: Tom Cruise comes in and starts jumps on Ellen’s chest like a couch until her head explodes
Cary Elwes vs. Kevin Kline
Death: Kevin Kline: The fight takes place in a bathroom and to kill the other person they must saw off their foot. Cary, does this, in real life this time, and then files down his ankle boke to a fine point and jams it in Kevin’s eye socket
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost vs. Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele featuring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim
Deaths: Simon Pegg: Head crushed with a cricket bat on accident by Nick
Keegan Michael Key: Flattened when Nick jumps on top of him
Jordan Peele: Brain melts after watching the Tim and Eric Show
Drake Bell and Josh Peck vs. Kel Mitchell and Kenan Thompson
Death: Drake Bell: Injected with both Kenan and Josh’s lost fat until his heart and chest explode
Kenan Thompson: Kel goes crazy and mashes Kenan into a Good Burger and eats him
Josh Peck: Kel then stuffed and orange soda bottle into Josh’s mouth and shakes them both until the soda fizzes too much for Josh’s head to take and his head explodes
Dane Cook vs. Daniel Tosh featuring Lewis Black
Deaths: Daniel Tosh: Launched into a computer and burnt to a crisp.
Dane Cook: His good luck charm is ripped off, this being his dick and he bleeds out
Tyler the Creator vs. Lupe Fiasco
Death: Tyler the Creator: Lupe slices Tyler into meat slices and then makes “Sandwiches” out of him
Mila Kunis vs. Megan Fox
Death: Megan Fox: Michael Bay comes in to help and shoves a bomb in her ass and she explodes
Buddy Holly vs. Ritchie Valens vs. The Big Bopper featuring Don McLean
Death: Richie Valens: The Big Bopper bops him so hard he is splattered on the wall
The Big Bopper: Buddy sends his Crickets after him and they all hop on top of his body, smashing it to mush.
Jason Segal vs. Jason Sudeikis
Death: Jason Sudeikis: He melts after watching Jason’s sex tape
Young Thug vs. YG (Young Gangsta) vs. Young Jeezy
Deaths: Young Thug, YG, and Young Jeezy: The lighting rig is cut and they are all crushed. Old Dirty Bastard is the one who did it.
Katt Dennings vs. Beth Behrs featuring Whitney Cummings
Death: Beth Behrs: Both are fighting in bikini’s and Kat gets the upper hand and smothers Beth with her giant boobs
Whitney Cummings vs. Lena Dunham featuring Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke, Zosia Mamet, and Adam Driver
Death: Whitney Cummings: vomits out her organs after Lena comes out naked
Allison Williams: Adam shoves his lightsaber up her vagina and slices her in half vertically.
Adam Driver: Jemima launches him at Lena’s stomach from the ropes but her fat is too thick and it only causes Adam’s head to be squashed between her fat folds
Lena Dunham: Zosia uses Adam’s lightsaber and slices her stomach open and everything falls out
Jason Biggs vs. Chris Klein vs. Thomas Ian Nicholas vs. Eddie Kaye Thomas vs. Sean William Scott vs. Alyson Hannigan vs. Tara Reid vs. Natasha Lyonne vs. Mena Suvari vs. Shannon Elizabeth featuring Eugene Levy and Jennifer Coolidge
Deaths: Natasha Lyonne: A pie is thrown in her face and it explodes
Chris Klein: Eddie throws Chris into a pit of scorpions and he is stung to death
Eddie Kaye Thomas: His brain and eyes explode when Shannon flashes him
Seann William Scott: Tara tries to compete with Shannon, so she flashes her own boobs, but this causes Seann’s head to explode
Shannon Elizabeth and Tara Reid: Jennifer comes in and crushes both their faces in with each of her boobs
Jennifer Coolidge: Mena Rips her huge boobs off and her ribcage falls out
Thomas Ian Nicholas: He is beaten with a stiff sock and then its lodged into his temple
Alyson Hannigan: She is pounded into a pie pan and then baked
Jason Biggs: Eugene and Mena rip Jason in half vertically
Emma Thompson vs. Jessica Lange vs. Glenn Close vs. Vanessa Redgrave
Deaths: Vanessa Redgrave: Torn to pieces by dalmations
Emma Thompson: She is drowned in a bathtub
Glenn Close: Jessica mutilates her body and creates a freak
Katherine Heigl vs. Kate Hudson featuring Tea Leoni
Death: Katherine Heigl: She is dipped in fools gold and is burned alive
Kate Hudson: Tea comes from behind and punches her through the chest and rips her beating heart out
Bruce and Laura Dern vs. Bill and Liliana Mumy
Deaths: Bruce Dern: His face is ripped off by a groundhog
Bill Murray: Two bowling pins are shoved in his eye sockets
Bill Paxton vs. Bill Pullman
Death: Bill Paxton: He is sucked up into a twister full of sharp objects and it shreds him to bits until he is nothing but a skeleton
Joel Edgrton vs. Tom Hardy
Deaths: Joel Edgerton and Tom Hardy: Both have each other in a leg lock and they both squeeze too hard and both their heads explode
Andy Kaufman vs. Sam Kinison featuring George Carlin as a guest commentator, Howie Mandel and Emo Phillips
Death: Sam Hinison: Punched to the moon where he explodes
Howie Mendal: Andy accidently shook Howie’s hand and Howie freaks out about germs and pours acid all over himself
Emo Phillips: Eardrums explode when George screams the 7 bad words into his ear
George Carlin: Andy gets huge bloodlust and rips out Georges spine and strangles him with it
The Weeknd vs. Ne-Yo
Death: The Weekend: Ne-Yo says I’m going to make sure you won’t feel your face no more. He rips off The Weekend’s face
Gene Roddenberry vs. J. J. Abrams
Death: JJ Abrams: Smashed by the cloverfield monster
Vin Diesel vs. Jason Statham
Death: Vin Diesel and Jason Statham: Paul Walker is brought back to life and Paul comes in with his car and just as Jason is about to slam Vin’s car into the turnbuckle, Paul comes from behind and slams into the back of Jason’s car, causing Jason to be crushed and impaled on his steering wheel and Jason’s car engine to eject from the front and lodged into the back of Vin’s head.
Teri Hatcher vs. Felicity Huffman vs. Marion Cross vs. Eva Longoria featuring Nicollette Sheridan
DeathsL Eva Longoria: Face crushed in with Marcia’s forehead
Teri Hatcher: Her eyes are ripped out and replaced with buttons
Marcia Cross: Dean Cain comes in and vaporizes her
Nicollette Sheridan: A vacuum is slammed into her forehead and her brain is sucked out
Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Neil Patrick Harris
Death: Neil Patrick Harris: Put in his own magic box and Joseph cuts him in half
Sofia Coppola vs. Kathryn Bigelow
Deaths: Sofia Coppola and Kathryn Bigelow: Penny Marshall comes in snaps both their heads off
Jai Courtney vs. Sam Worthington
Deaths: Jai Courtney and Sam Worthington: The Terminator comes in and grabs both their faces and squeezes until Both Sam and Jai’s heads are smashed to bits
Kim Wayans vs. Charlie Murphy
Death: Charlie Murphy: Torn into five pieces with the help from Kim’s brothers
Peter Jackson vs. Francis Ford Coppola
Death: Francis Ford Coppola: King Kong comes in and crushes him
Peter Jackson: Peter leaves the building and goes to start his car, which explodes. It was planted by Francis just in case he did lose the fight
Charlie Hunnam vs. Kit Harington
Death: Kit Harrington: Face flattened when Charlie runs it over with a motorcycle
Walter Huston, John Houston, Anjelica Houston, Danny Houston, and Jack Houston vs. Henry Fonda, Peter Fonda, Jane Fonda, and Bridgette Fonda featuring Ted Turner
Deaths: Peter Fonda: Jack rips of part of his face, just like his Boardwalk character.
John Houston: Henry stomps on his body until its mush and then puts him in a wine bottle (Grapes of Wrath reference)
Henry Fonda: Thing comes in and tears his eyes out
Danny and Jack Houston: Jane and Bridgette both do Jane’s workout moves which causes their head’s and their “heads” to both explode
Bridgette Fonda: Christina Ricci comes and pushes her into an electric chair and she is electrocuted until she is dust
Jane Fonda: Ted Turner, with the help of Vietnam veterans, come and tear her to shreds
Tracy Morgan vs. Kevin Hart featuring Wayne Brady
Death: Kevin Hart: Tracy rips off his jaw because Kevin won’t stop talking
Tracy Morgan: Wayne runs him over with a Wal Mart truck
Louis Gossett Jr. vs. Cuba Gooding Jr.
Death: Louis Gossett Jr: A radio is slammed into his skull and it causes him to be electrocuted
Jeremy Lin vs. Yao Ming
Death: Jeremy Lin: Tied to a rocket and launched into space
Mark Spitz vs. Michael Phelps
Death: Mark Spitz: He is vacuum sealed into a wet suit, which causes his body to be squashed
Usain Bolt vs. Oscar Pistorius
Death: Usain Bolt’s career: Oscar slices Usain’s legs off with his blades and then attaches them to his stumps, this doesn’t kill Usain
Kenneth Branagh vs. Laurence Olivier
Death: Kenneth Branagh: His head is torn off and Laurence holds his skull like the iconic scene in Hamlet
Louis C.K. vs. Larry David
Death: Louis CK: Larry says you really need to curb your enthusiasm and he curb stomps Louis
Rachel McAdams vs. Amanda Seyfried
Death: Rachel McAdams: Ted comes in and saves the day and fills her with stuffing until Rachel explodes
The Veronicas vs. Puffy AmiYumi
Death: Puffy AmiYumi: They can’t handle their own bright colors and flashes in their videos and they convulse and foam at the mouth and then their hearts explode
Danny DeVito vs. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Death: Philip Seymour Hoffman: Danny shoves his penguin umbrella into Philip’s mouth. Before Philip can beg for a second chance at life, Danny opens the umbrella and Philip’s head is destroyed
Lance Armstrong vs. Michael Vick
Deaths: Lance Armstrong: He tries to kill Michael with a jump off a bike ramp, but Lance goes too high and is shredded to bits by the Fan
Michael Vick: The bike lands on the intended target and the bike tires squash Michael’s head
Rhea Perlman vs. Jada Pinkett Smith vs. Kelly Preston vs. Rita Wilson
Death: Rita Wilson: Kelly gets sick of Rita making jokes about her “gay” husband and she takes some grease and pours it all over Rita’s head and lights it on fire until her head is nothing but a skull
Kelly Preston: Jada whips her hair at Kelly continuously, causing Kelly’s skin to be whipped away
Jada Pinkett Smith: She rips out her own eye’s like she did in Gotham, when Rhea plays a sex tape of her and Danny DeVito prior to the fight
Kareem Abdul Jabbar vs. Wilt Chamberlain featuring Charles Barkley
Death: Wilt Chamberlain: The multiple woman he has slept with come in and stomp all over him
Charles Barkley: He is smashed and rolled into a human Basketball and is tossed into the scoreboard
Tracey Ullman vs. Chelsea Handler
Death: Tracey Ullman: Her face is caved in with Chelsea’s caveman forehead
Jonah Hill vs. Michael Cera featuring Jesse Eisenberg and Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Death: Jonah Hill: Christopher saves the day and dressed up like his character in kick ass. He pulls Jonah’s flabby skin and ties it around his body and ties it so tight that Jonah’s torso explodes
Michael Cera: Jesse uses his computer and slams Michael’s head into the computer screen where he is electrocuted
Jesse Eisenberg: Christopher takes a book and smashes Jesse’s face between it.
Susan Boyle vs. Meghan Trainor
Deaths: Susan Boyle: Her body explodes from too much bass, since Meghan is all about that bass.
Meghan Trainor: Adele comes in and rains fire on top of Meghan and she is burnt to death
Mandy Patinkin vs. Danny Trejo
Deaths: Danny Trejo: He is stabbed in the chest with his own machete and his heart is pulled out through the cut
Rutger Hauer vs. Rade Serbedzija vs. Udo Kier
Deaths: Rade Serbedzija: He is tied to two trucks but instead of being pulled apart, the trucks reverse and crush him
Rutger Hauer: Udo crams Rutger into a nymphomaniacs vagina and he is squashed
Hilary Swank vs. Michelle Rodriguez
Death: Michelle Rodriquez: She is shredded by Amelia’s plane propellers
BIGBANG vs. 2NE1
Deaths: T.O.P: His vocal
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