Best Lines


I think the two best lines of the film are:

- Malcolm "I seen some scary *beep* in my time but damn, that was alota ass!"

- John "Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this, but your FACE IS FALLING OFF!"

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I watched this recently & crack up when malcolm/big momma says"nolan get your chunky ass in gear!"

fried ice cream is a reality

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funny

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malcom as big mama telling the old guy"THIS AIN'T NO DAMN PROM!"
& later tells him"& that seersucker suit? uh uhhh."


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popeye has ate his spinach

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the pregnant lady:"they don't close!"
malcolm/big momma:"maybe that's how you got that way in the 1st place."

big momma/malcolm: "youse a fake 1, but you problably an o.g."

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bah bumbug

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lester: "you freeze...sucker."

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there is no santa claus

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Ben, if I see a shaboinker, all hell's gon' break loose!

I shoulda brought you a corsage, huh?
Cor-- Corsage? This ain't no damn prom!

Oh, and Ben? That seersucker suit? Mm-mm. Mm-mm!

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Yeah that was hella funny.
This world or that world

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nah I have to change out of my traveling clothes...

now where's that cake?

DAMN that was fast


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"You look like a damn shaved bird"!

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