ARRRGH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

SPOILERZONE, LIKE YOU CARE ;)
Slow motion train wreck of a movie. Where you CAN look away. I watched it in the backround while I built a sofa in Secondlife. I made it through without hitting the fast forward until the scientist with the cornmeal in his hair decided to kidnap the grumbling monkey. ( old, grumbling, washed up monkey, that probably DID work in one of those traveling carnivals its entire life, before it went berserk and ripped some womans face off) No wait, I did fast forward through some of the old school magic tricks ( the woman in the sliding box, the levitating guy) I mean you wrote that into your script? ' The magician performs several classic tricks and the crowd goes wild' Huh? Desperate to fill some time? And when you have a crowd of people sitting in an audiance, dont you at least recommend they DONT LOOK INTO THE FRIGGIN CAMERA?? Thought the bosses daughter was hot, but the guy who could have used his psychic powers to get into her pants decided not to do so. From the horrible title fonts to the monkey doesnt die ending, a chore.
"Pffft, my suspension of disbelief has higher standards than that"