YOU ARE THE FATHER


Maury: Thomas Jefferson: When it comes to the case of Sally Hemmings, and all of her children, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!

Lets get together everybody !! Calling all colors!!
-Lightbright83

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Yup.









Peace.
PCL

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And I guess at that point, the audience roars and he goes running off the stage chased down the tunnel by the cameraman and Sally Hemings....

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Then Thomas Jefferson wig falls off, and he runs, saying, this arent my nigra children, these arent my nigra children....nooooooooooo! Then Sally runs after him, saying she's gonna hit him up for child support 21st centry style!!

I wasnt born with a silver spoon in my mouth, I was born with a spork up my ass!!

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"But wait, there is still more!"

So they all get back on stage, where it comes out

"Our lie detector test also proves that Thomas Jefferson had sex with Sally's sister and his neighbor's wife!"

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The Audience goes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Oh no he didnt!!

Love me for me and only me.


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Hahahahaha!!! When I saw the thread title I cracked up!


Crazy Diamond#35

-Not everyone; just maybe 99.999999% of them deserve to be flatheads.

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DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AT THIS ENTIRE THREAD! LOLOLOL

"His wigs falls off"

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fight Back
http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/fightthesmearshome

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Then Thomas Jefferson's white wife comes out, and she and Sally Hemmings starts fighting...the crowd goes crazy!

Love me for me and only me.



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Sally: THOMAS, TODAY IS THE DAY YOU STEP UP AND STOP BEING A PUNK ASS BOY AND BE A FATHER!!
*audience applause's*

Maury: And you think your babies look just like Thomas?
Sally Hemmings: My babies look just like Thomas!! Look at their nose Maury! Look at their mouth! Look at my baby's mouths Maury! They look the same!


Thomas Jefferson: I came here to prove to one crazy female that I'm not the father of her keeds. I'm not one but two thousand percent sure that I ain't the father of her kidz. I already have two kids and be honest I don't need anymore kids. They ain't mine. Her kidz look nothing like me *zoom up to his face shaking his face sternly* Sally only wants me for my money and she ain't gonna get it!

Sally Hemmings: HE'S A DAWG MAURY! HE'S A DAWG!!


YOU DUN GOOF'D

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HA HA HA Fricking briliant

D.H.F.F
Now end of day and Iam the Reaper:Silent hill

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That would be great. Also they should arrest him for statutory rape since sally was under the age of 18.

The world is full with unnecessary people. I attract angel, devil, epicureans and plain out idiots.

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Wow...this is gonna be one crazy show, getting arrested, having all those kids, Thomas isn't gonna have any money left after he gets done paying child support.

Love me for me and only me.



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I know that's right!

The world is full with unnecessary people. I attract angel, devil, epicureans and plain out idiots.

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