Ken vs Red


If Ken Titus was to get in a fight with Red Foreman who do you think would win?

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first off, this is an awesome post.

i think Ken would. Red is bitter, Ken is angry. And taking into consideration Ken's surroundings for 30 years...I'd say he's better equipped for a fight than Red who lived with little miss homemaker (I forget the name of the mom from that 70's show...anyway, "little miss homemaker" gets the point across).

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Is he? I didn't know that. That definitely changes things.

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you got "DUMBASS!" vs. "WUSSY!" i think itd be even but if they did fight i believe ken would have 6th heart attack actuaslly 7 if u count the attack he had in the hot streak episode in season 3 LOL

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I think if Ken and Red were to get into a fight they would probably stop fighting with each other to gang up on Titus and Eric.

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I think Red would probably like Titus,they would gang up on Eric, and they would both like Hyde. And Kitty,(that was her name) would be scared of Ken. Laurie (the slutty sister) would probably try to sleep with Ken.

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There would be no try.... They would find a broom closet or Kelso's van before Ken mets Red

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I think Laurie and Dave would be hookin up. Also Kelso and Dave would probably be best friends!

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Great guess. I'm just scared they would blow the planet up if they got together. Remember Kelso riding in the canoe down Mt. Hump, the electric collar at the police academy, or burning down the gym there. Dave's classics are way too many to compare. "The vcr is his, but the weed is mine!!!" I could see them double daring each other to do something, or they would probably just go out and do something regardless of the consequences. Probably steal one of Titus' hot rods and set the night on fire with all the police in pursuit!!! At least they had an idiot helmet in the Forman's basement that would have fit Dave.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, but the one-liners that those two guys could give us. Ken and Red would probably get together for a few beers and some fun. Ken might accidently introduce him to some of Dave's stash, if you watched the 70's Show you'll remember that Red ate Hyde's special brownies, sold off the Vista Cruiser and they all proceeded to have fun being wasted in the basement. Remember when Ken got pulled over and arrested at the police check point, could you not see him calling Red with his one phone call. Or Kitty might answer the phone and the things she might say to Red to convince him to go down to the police station.

If it wasn't for the different time frames what a great crossover that might have made. Kitty almost being the mother Erin never had, Eric and Tommy exploring why they didn't feel like real men, Dave trying to hit on Jackie or make redheaded babies with Donna. Fez would have been so in love with Erin. Titus and Hyde hanging out in the car shop doing some serious creations with sheet metal.

In regards to a straight out fight, Red was in the army so has the memory of that training to help him, but Ken is a straight out SOB who would have even brought the kitchen sink to take someone down, But then again, Red might just slap him instead.

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Ken would hit on Kitty and Red would just go ballistic... Besides, Red would just shove a boot up Ken's ass. :)

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*great topic*
I agree with the above poster - you have "Dumbass" vs "Wussy". It's a no brainer.

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Let's throw in Lois from Malcolm in the Middle.

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Oh God, it's funny you say that because I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle on Netflix right now, haha.

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Lois could suck the self esteem out of any man on the planet. Ken would laugh it off because he's married worse. Red would do his self defeated thing and retreat to his den and shine his shoes for a while.

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