Favourite Quote? - Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000) Discussion

[–] ubcool 18 years ago

Perry

" you said you shagged her three times kev ? "

"goodnight ladies" just after they been piked on

it may be crap but it does have its moments

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[–] timrothsfuturewife 18 years ago

Eyeball Paul: "I've just had a banging sh*t."

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[–] DannyJalapeno 18 years ago

Every time I hear that I nearly wet myself laughing. Especially when he does the wafting motion with his dressing gown as he says it.

A good friend will help you move house. A best friend will help you move a dead body

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[–] duffielda 18 years ago

"These blaggers are pants!!!" Eyeball Paul

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[–] duffielda 18 years ago

bump

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[–] Hatsumomo-hime 17 years ago

"Where do you find punk?"
"In my sheets"

iin na naomosa mitsumete aruku

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[–] SpikyD 17 years ago

PERRY: What are we gonna do Kev
KEVIN: I Dunno, it's all gone peep to

KEVIN: Oh So Unfair

Oi I Wanna word with you!
KEVIN: Oh Hi Darling Hows It Going

PERRY: Excuse Me, Mrs Paterson Can I Have A Jam Sandwich Please

KEVIN: I am not your slave!

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[–] ketsler 16 years ago

"Who the bloody hell´s that?" - "Germans!"

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[–] bultimusprime 15 years ago

"You are no longer my friend, and you are no longer my fellow D J!"

Tim Bisley: And skip to the end...

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[–] DannyJalapeno 15 years ago

It's got the be the Eyeball Paul 'Bangin' Sh*t'/dressing gown waft. It has me in stitches everytime I see it.

"If you've gotta ask big man, you can't afford it." - Barry Badrinath

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[–] JDuu 15 years ago

"Tits up Big Baz, avin it LARGE!" - Classic!

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[–] andymhome 15 years ago

the best quote has to be;

Kevin's Mum: You know what your problem is
Kevin and his dad look up from their food.
Kevin's Mum: You two are so alike

Kevin and his dad: What, that is so unfair

that one has me in stitches everytime

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[–] BlakAdder 14 years ago

I'm not your slave!!

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong"-Oscar Wilde

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[–] citric_acid59 14 years ago

You are not my fellow DJ.

Mostly because of the way he says it.

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'why is the rum always gone?'

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[–] luke_m 14 years ago

Agree with above. Also:

"Goodbye man in a suitcase. Goodbye Germans"

"Sash or Chicane?" "Sash!"

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[–] coventrycitynil 13 years ago

My favourite quote is when they storm out of the restaurant where Mr and Mrs Patterson are flirting, and instead of using a sophisticated insult, kevin quite brilliantly quips:

"What a couple of W****RS!"
such a simple insult but delivered with such venom, but even more brilliant is that Perry follows it with

"yeah we are arent we"

"What? The Curtains?"

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[–] netimeu69 12 years ago

best ever is

Mrs pattinson.... cheeky girl

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[–] TigereyesMJ 9 years ago

Paul Whitehouse "Ey up, it's Eyeball Paul! How ya 'avin' it mate?"
Rhys Iffans "Large"
Paul Whitehouse "Way-heyyy!"

Rhys Iffans "Fook. Off."

My life...has taken me beyond the planets and the stars

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[–] BondFan90 8 years ago

I have a few favourite lines.

The eulogy in Kevin's "funeral"

"WELL YOU SHOULD'VE FLATTENED THE BASTARD!"

"Mummy's calling, little boys! Hurry up! She is one lippy BITCH!"

James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!

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