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I can't believe I bought this pile of feces called a movie. Errors, plot holes and mistakes are spread all over the place, no research what so ever and apparently they didn't even had enough money to pay enough extras to show up. Too few protesters, too few Secret Services men, too few guests, too little of everything. This isn't even funny, it just looks like the imagination of a a 14-year old scriptwriter with a rich dad to back him up.

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I paid 75p for this. It's good quality entertainment. I've never laughed so much at how bad a film was.

Especially the "we can't even fart" line. HAHAHAHA

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I feel really cheated now I've read you paid 75p. I paid 97p !!!.
It was truly awful....no I lied...it wasn't even that good.

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paid 75p for this. It's good quality entertainment. I've never laughed so much at how bad a film was.


I failed to see anything about this film that was so bad it was funny. I don't remember laughing once during it. What I saw was an incredibly run of the mill direct to video Die Hard rip off which had obviously been slapped together pretty quickly. I've seen a lot more laugh out loud-worthy movies.

Albert Pyun's "Blast", now that's a laugh inducingly awful Die Hard rip off that's so bad it's tremendous.

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Blast was extremely cheap. When someone is shot, you don't see the victim's body hit the floor, you just see the gunman shoot his gun. It looks like it cost about $29 to make.

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Yes, and when the "hero" shoots out the control panel to cut off the security cameras you just see him point the gun and supposedly fire at it off camera. Same with the "backup power supply" which looks like a tower PC case. There was absolute minimal property damage and not even any blood.

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Very true. I've actually read that despite it's amazingly low budget (less than one million), Blast didn't even break even in rentals (at least not as of 1999). I think that's good, it didn't deserve to turn a profit.

Also, it amazes me it even ranks as high as a 4.3 on this site.

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"You...went into outer space. You?"
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