Hilarious line - Bad Girls (1999) Discussion

[–] LadyDivia 15 years ago

"There's more chance of Zandra Plackett coming off the nasty as there is of Cliff Richard asking me up to his dressing room for cream cakes and sex."

You can never have too many hats, gloves, or shoes.

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[–] carolbrnnn 15 years ago

Hollamby talking about how good it would be to keep the prisoners banged up 24/7: "happiness is door shaped"

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[–] hindi_bigbro 15 years ago

Yvonne : Why don't you buy a mars bar denny? I'm sure mrs.hollamby will know what to do with it.

Drusilla:I didn't like that bartender. He was rude and I can't get his eyeballs off my fingers

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[–] MrsPickles 15 years ago

My favourite Natalie scene were actually her ones involving the costa cons.
Especially when she bites Bev and says "see you later Bev," then something like "You just bit yourself and are now trying to get me into trouble,"
It's hilarious.

"My Mom.. she ate my Brother.. she's never done anything like this before!"

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[–] officialnathanbanks 14 years ago

Too many funny quotes :)

Karen: Who stole the clothes?
Buki: I think i saw a man in the room last night miss

LMFAO!

Or
Frances: Don't p*ss me off; you two are up to your arm pits in rubarb
Phyl: No, you're just talking rubarb.

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[–] hindi_bigbro 12 years ago

during the filming of the documentary in larkhall, when they go to give buki her dinner and she puts out her wrist and shrieks "look what youve done to me" its probably not meant to be funny but i can thelp but piss myself laughing at it lol

Liz : I'm gonna cut your face up so bad, you'll have a chin. YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!!!

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[–] santum91 12 years ago

Too many funny.

Zandra: "Pull the other one, it farts Elvis."

Shaz: "What?"
Karen: "Oh, I don't know, how about the truth?"
Shaz: "All right. You're career's gone down the bog and your hair looks like crap, Miss."

Also thought it was hilarious in season one, when the Julies are brewing their wine and asks Nikki if she can keep it in her shed. Don't remember the exact words, but goes something like this:
Nikki: How are you going to keep it at the right temperature?
Julie J: "What we thought, we can take it in turns to come out and hug it."
Nikki: "Pardon?
Julie S: "Body heat. We thought we'd take it in turns."
Nikki: "You can count me out. What about at night, doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?"
Julie S: "Oh."
Julie J: "Does it?!"
Julie S: "Oh, sh*t."

"Stop looking at the shell, and see the pearl."
~ Emmett Honeycutt.

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[–] blala86 11 years ago

Denny and Shaz thinking about getting Tina to help them dig their tunnel:

Denny: What about her?
Shaz: You what?
Denny: She ain't in the boot gang no more.
Shaz: Nah but look at the size of her. You'd have trouble getting her through the Channel Tunnel let alone our one.

Shaz picking a name for her fake letters to Buki:

I've got it, Phil. Phil McCracken. No one's gonna be called that. You get it? Phil-my-crack-in.

Buki a bit later on: I'm gonna be Mrs Phil-muh-crack-in!

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[–] messed_up 11 years ago

Fenner spotting Di with the baby in the car -
Di: It wan't my fault...
Jim: Kid get stuck to your shoe did it?!

or

Fenner: (to Di) You turn me right off! I'd rather shag a dry stone wall!

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[–] Funeral_Dinner 10 years ago

Fenner: She's caused a lot of trouble in here, bit like you
Shell: She can go pluck her tw*t

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[–] PhoenixEndSong 10 years ago

When Shell and Denny escape and go to Body-bags house, then lock her husband Bobby in the Coffin -
Shell : Bobby gone bye-bye!
So funny!

When Renee, the enemy of Yvonne, goes to Larkhall and wants to know whats in all the food (revealed to be because she is allergic to nuts)
Renne : Whats in that?
Shell : Its sheperds Pie.
Renne : I didnt ask what it was, i wanted to know whats init!
Shell : OH, dead cow and potatoes
Renne : Gimme two ice creans
Shell : Dont you want to know whats in it? You usually bloody do. Skimmed milk, lots of E's - ah girls, you best drink plenty of water! aha.

After Shell and Denny light Snowball's hair on fire.
Denny : Need a light? (lights lighter)

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[–] biplane-andy 10 years ago

Sylvia and Karen arguing about Denny and Shaz's relationship

Sylvia: Unnatural activities.
Karen: Such as?
Sylvia: Denny Blood and that new girl are all over each other like bed boils. Sickening. And it's a bad influence.
Karen: In what way exactly?
Sylvia: I beg your pardon. Perhaps I should remind you ma'am, that lesbian activities are against prison rules.
Karen: Just how difficult do you want your job to be?
Sylvia: Sorry, I don't follow you.
Karen: Some rules, not many, but one or two are best turned a blind eye to if we want any chance at all of running an orderly prison.
Sylvia: But it's disgusting!
Karen: Then don't watch them when they're at it?
Sylvia: Don't watch them when they're at it? What does she think I am?
Dominic: I think she knows what you are Syl.

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[–] Reva_C 9 years ago

There were a lot of funny lines in this, but Shell's obsession with 'hacking tits off' always made me laugh LOL She threatened it a lot, she must have had a thing about it LOL

~ I hardly looked at his face. His knees were what I wished to see. ~

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[–] MarkAnthony1990 8 years ago

When Barbara ends up deaf from the explosion and Bodybag shouts "Hunt? HUNT?!!! Oh, can't even tell her off now without a flip chart!".

Babies kill TV shows!

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